The Relentlessly Submissive Hitch-Hiker: Because No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

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It's about the sexual harassment I had to endure at the hands of a crazy bitch. Not being a programmer I have no idea how to keep her from raping my computer's firewall. After finding an atypical damsel in distress on the side of the road I pulled over to catch a glimpse. After watching her stumble off into the snow bank a couple of times, I felt kind of bad for her and gave her a ride to retrieve a pale of gas. She claimed to be a surgeon so I didn’t mind paying a favor to “the greater good”, I figured she’d just save lives with the energy she’d saved.

Luckily for me, I've made such a good friend that she started fluttering around me like a Nymphidiini as soon as I started going back to my favorite coffee shop. She likes to scream on the other side of the room.

"And I know just the way to ruin him!"

she likes to refer to every webpage I’d hop on,

"Seriously you'd rather read about insulating wires than talk to a horny woman!?"

Naturally as well, every conversation I’d have with a friend,

"Oh but you saved me!? You'd never do that!?"

Every once and a while she likes to send popups of herself to my tablet from across the room while I’m reading a book.

When she finally decided to gain my attention directly, she choose rather specific words, "SEX ERIC SEX!" before storming off and continuing her usual antics...

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