The Screaming Codpiece: Extreme Magnitude Edition (The Pillars of Gnarr) (Volume 15)

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9781482384413: The Screaming Codpiece: Extreme Magnitude Edition (The Pillars of Gnarr) (Volume 15)

Outnumbered a thousand to one by the vast armies of his nemesis, Lactose the Intolerant, Nectar must somehow unite the Tardblivians or face annihilation. In doing so, he must come to grips with the horrific realization that it will take more than his well-oiled pecs, beefy pancreas, and rippling brains to save them. With little choice, he is forced to turn to an ancient weapon of terrifying power: the Screaming Codpiece. But as with all such things, wielding its incendiary strength comes at a terrible price and not even his burly groin can control the flaming devastation it will unleash upon the world....

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One half grit, one half gumption, one half gallantry; R.L. McSterlingthong IS literacy. An author so infused with unadulterated wisdominance, he continues to blow away genre boundaries with his indelible magnitude. Forged in the fiery crucible of Ridgewood, New Jersey, the twin gifts of writing and storytelling weaved themselves into the very fabric of his clothing. At the age of three, he became the youngest best-selling author with his first novel entitled, "What does a Cow Say?". An auto-biographical work, this famed volume chronicled his quest to identify the animal sounds in both the barnyard and in nature.Dozens of books followed, flowing from his seemingly bottomless well of inspiration and his unrivaled geniouscocity, but it was not until college that he wrote his pivotal work. "Unicorn Fall" was a game changer in the genre portraying unicorns not only as horses with horns but as thinking, feeling and flying creatures of mystery. This riveting tale follows the trials and tribulations of Nectar the Barbarian and his trusty companion, Acidophilus as they seek to defeat the vile sorcerer, Lactose the Intolerant and his terrifying flying unicorn swarms.R.L. has a deep and abiding love for his car and all cars like it. Working with his mechanic, Klaus, he has rebuilt his 1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass adding many features that include internal fry cookers and the finest Corinthian leather brake pads. This has created his car's signature aroma plume of a burger and fries.An avid fencer, R.L. has designed and built over 2000 fences in the Puget Sound area from chain-link to cedar for both civilians and corporate clients. As with many fantasy novelists, he is a fully trained animal psychiatrist and has worked at the local and national level to assist horses who are coping with Feline Leukemia, hypertension and gout.

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