The Uncensored Massage: Thailand, Indonesia, Vietnam, and China

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Packed with information and humorous anecdotes about the massage offerings in Southeast Asia, this book follows an American adventurer and seeker on an erotic and hilarious journey through six countries of Asia. In one chapter, the author gives a detailed, soap-and-semen-drenched description of a hilarious and erotic Sandwich Massage in Thailand. Then the book moves on to Indonesia, where hot women defy the rules to have sex with their customers. And then to Vietnam where, Behind the No Hanky-Panky Door, a Western man keeps getting asked if he wants his "baby" massaged. An Appendix provides a random consumer guide for heterosexual men on what to expect and how to get the most pleasure from your massage therapists in the United States, Europe, and Asia. "The author weaves a web of humor and thrills as he lies on massage tables across the globe. If you are someone who has enjoyed the pleasures of massage even once, the book is . . . not to be missed."--Amazon 5-star review

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Two roads diverged: one led to the Bermuda Triangle, and the other led to the lingam-yoni pubic triangle situated in Southeast Asia, and made up of countries such as Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia, and the Philippines. P.C. Anders took the latter road, and that has made all the difference--at least as far as his understanding and appreciation of sensual massage is concerned. It has also filled him with a passionate desire for peace among human beings.

P.C. Anders is a New Yorker who has traveled widely and has spent seven years in Southeast Asia. He is the author of three other books, and a few other books under another name. His influences include Henry Miller, George Carlin, and South Park.

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Book Description Createspace Independent Publishing Platform, United States, 2013. Paperback. Condition: New. Language: English . Brand New Book ***** Print on Demand *****. Massages can often change into the unexpectedly and wildly sexual, especially in East Asia, as the author discovers in this humorously erotic and undercover investigation of the massage scene in Thailand, Indonesia, Vietnam, and China, with brief excursions into Cambodia and India. In one chapter, the book gives a detailed, soap-and-semen-drenched description of a hilarious and more than mindblowing Sandwich Massage in Thailand. Then it moves on to Indonesia, where hot women full of the joy of life defy the rules and seek joyous sex with their customers. And then to Vietnam where, Behind the No Hanky-Panky Door, a Western man keeps getting asked by a young, skimpily clad, sex-bomb masseuse if he wants his baby massaged: and is given a generous number of free samples, just in case he is slow to understand her offer. And in China, the masseuse keeps exclaiming, Oh You! Oh You! --a mystery that takes half an hour to solve. Indian masseuses offer a friendly handshake to their surprised customers, and a Cambodian masseuse plays an amazing game . . . For a more general discussion (with specific and often funny and erotic examples) of massage issues and the deep connection between massage and sex, with commentary and examples from American massage and a handful of other countries, please read The Uncensored Massage: Massage and Sex in America and Elsewhere (there may be new and different edition of this book under a different title shortly) Content warning: Occasional adult language and situations. Meant for open-minded readers with a sense of humor (an absolute essential, as many of the statements are ironic). An appendix provides a brief and subjective consumer guide for heterosexual men. By the widely traveled author of 3 other books, and 12 books under a different name. Seller Inventory # APC9781483959191

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Book Description CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform. Paperback. Condition: New. This item is printed on demand. 138 pages. Dimensions: 8.5in. x 5.5in. x 0.3in.A Wild Erotic-Comic Romp Through Southeast Asia A New Yorker who hungers for touch and intimacy travels through Southeast Asia discovering that massages can often change into the unexpectedly and wildly sexual. The authors journey of undercover discovery takes him to Thailand, Indonesia, Vietnam, and China, with brief excursions into Cambodia and India. In one chapter, the book gives a detailed, soap-and-semen-drenched description of a hilarious and more than mindblowing Sandwich Massage in Thailand. Then it moves on to Indonesia, where hot women full of the joy of life defy the rules to seek joyous sex with their customers. Behind the No-Hanky-Panky Door In Vietnam, Behind the No-Hanky-Panky Door, the author keeps getting asked by a young, skimpily clad, masseuse if he wants his baby massaged: and is given a generous number of free samples, just in case he is slow to understand her offer. And in China, the masseuse keeps exclaiming, Oh You! Oh You!--a mystery that takes half an hour to solve. Indian masseuses offer a friendly handshake to their surprised customers, and a Cambodian masseuse plays an amazing and tantalizing game with her captive customer. CautionThere are hundreds of good travel guides in existence, and this is not one: along with its companion book, this is an Around the World in 3, 000 massages kind of book, and possibly the only one of its kind, one that combines humor, humanity, and offbeat observations. For a more general discussion (with specific and often funny and erotic examples) of massage issues and erotic massage, with commentary on the American massage scene (with occasional illustrations from other countries), please read The Uncensored Massage: Massage and Sex in America and Elsewhere. A Consumer Guide for the Erotically Inclined Pleasure-Seeker Content warning: Occasional adult language and situations. Meant for open-minded readers with a sense of humor (absolutely essential, or you might miss the ironic tone). An appendix provides a brief and subjective consumer guide for heterosexual men. Around 39, 000 words or 150 regular paperback pages. This item ships from La Vergne,TN. Paperback. Seller Inventory # 9781483959191

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