Midnight Squad: The Ties That Bind

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Who knew saving the world would just be the start of our problems?
We're known all over the world. Everyone knows the flirtatious ghost nun Janine, the spunky gothic witch Katy, the adorable lesbian werewolf Danika and her perky human lover Niki, the unbearably sexy vampire Penny, and of course Joseph, the newly anointed horseman Death. They're now household names for stopping a power hungry jinn from taking over the country. I'm thankful that Joseph "Grim" Reaper used some of that notoriety to persuade prosecutors that I was working as some sort of double agent and that I helped save the day.
Yeah, like I could ever be a spy, but I can't complain because freedom sure beats rotting in a Supermax prison for the rest of my life. Now I'm known as a hero just like the rest of the them. It's not true. I betrayed them. I had my reasons, and I'm not sure that I wouldn't have done the same exact thing if I had to. When I run into fans, they say I'm brave, but I'm a chicken through and through.
The truth is I'm lucky enough to have some really great friends that overlooked my betrayal, my cowardice, and even understood my motivations for why did what I did. They're the heroes. I'm just a sidekick.
So together we did what any newly famous group of people would do. We cashed in on our fifteen minutes of fame. We formed the Midnight Squad, and started licensing our name. Well I did all that. None of them are exactly business minded. So I formed the company, and made them all my partners. Honestly, it doesn't get much better than this. Now if I could just get a date.
The world didn't even know about vampires, werewolves, ghosts, witches or any of that stuff until we showed up out of nowhere. All that stuff was just legends, campfire stories, and movies. The problem is that there was a very good reason no one knew about vampires and all the creepy crawlies before now. Throughout history there has been an organization called The Darkness trying to keep the knowledge about all the things that go bump in the night a secret from humanity. They have a long history of destroying any creatures that try to step out into the public eye. So our success and newfound fame is really just a flashing neon sign that practically begs for them to come kill us. Can I give back the money, the fame, and just go back to my very safe and secure jail cell? The Darkness is coming. They don't leave survivors...they leave examples.
This is a fun full length erotically charged paranormal fantasy book. Click on the "Click to LOOK INSIDE!" at the top left of the page to get a taste. This book is a sexy laugh riot.
This book contains graphic sex, nudity, funny moments that may have you laughing in front of people. This unfortunate bout of laughter might in turn be very embarrassing when you have to explain to that person why you were laughing. This book contains bizarre things, funny things, odd facts, torture, people dying, an adorable stuffed skunk, a sexy vampire, a hornball of an ex soldier, a gothic witch, a lesbian werewolf, a lecherous ghost nun, and a lonely narrator occasionally dealing with her best friend B.O.B.
I cannot stress enough that there is sex in this book. Keep your children away from this book. It is most definitely not appropriate for children. It is however completely appropriate for adults that just want to read a full length novel that leaves them laughing, and maybe feeling a little tingly in their happy places. Grab yourself a copy. Find a nice, quiet, and hopefully private spot so that you don't have to explain why you're laughing. Then let the magical weirdness begin.
Midnight Squad: The Ties That Bind is the combination of christian fiction, erotica, and comedy that comes together for one of the funniest paranormal romance books you'll ever read. Sit back and enjoy your fill of vampire romance and werewolf romance coupled with nonstop comedy.

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Sex! Zombies! Romance! Stuffed Animals - Further Q

This book is a great mix of dark, dirty, and light. - Jace

Sexy and fun. - Slick Shopper

You should read this. - Isenseman

After reading many books about supernatural beings, romance, humor and erotica, it was enjoyable reading one book (well, both books actually) that had all of the above attributes. - Traveling Lady

What do you do when you just saved the world from a madman? You cash in on your newfound fame and get rich! At least that's what DD and the rest of the Midnight Squad are doing. Now the whole world knows about the sexy redheaded vampire Penny, the hyperactive lesbian werewolf Danika, the goth witch Katy, the seductive ghost Janine, and Grim...the newly risen horseman of the apocalypse. Sure it was a shock learning that some of the legendary creatures that go bump in the night turned out to be real, but as a whole it's been a fairly positive experience. There's just one problem...there was a reason nobody knew about the existence of these creatures. That reason calls itself The Darkness...and it's coming.

The Darkness doesn't leave survivors...they leave examples.

Midnight Squad: The Ties That Bind is a hilarious full length paranormal erotica novel. This book is absolutely not for children. There is graphic sex, adult situations, romance, a lesbian werewolf, a bisexual vampire, a horny ghost, a crazy former soldier, and something calling itself The Darkness that wants to kill them all. If you love your erotica with a story then this is the book for you. Lot of sex, lots of comedy, and plenty of romance all combine into a story that might just keep you up all night reading.

About the Author:

I was born December 11, 1977 and I'm not dead yet so there's plenty of time to get around to all that stuff people always wish they could do. You know...save the world, fight monsters, kill zombies, win the olympics, and along the way figure out how to clone my wife and have myself a naughty little...umm where was I again? Oh yeah the biography. That's stuff that I've done, not stuff that I'm actively plotting. If I could just find a crazy mad scientist with no medical ethics and the ability to work on a budget. When I'm not writing, or reading (Seriously, I'm a Kindle addict and may need an intervention someday.)I'm usually working strange hours at an even stranger place of employment. It's a nice place to work, but I believe in leaving work at work so we won't talk anymore about it. My hobbies are playing Facebook games like Words with Friends, and the walking dead social game on Facebook. Feel free to come talk to me on Facebook, or play games with me. You can find me on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/jlm.visada . I have a beautiful wife, that somehow has been able to resist the urge to smother me in my sleep. She's sexy, funny, smarter than me, and cuddly (Which is why I want to clone her.) We have pets, but we think of them like kids. I love Jesus, and when you have Jesus on your side, and a beautiful woman sharing your bed and your life, what more could you ask for?

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