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If you’ve ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Burnley Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Burnley Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Burnley Jokes is so unoriginal, it’s original. And, if you don’t burst out laughing from at least one Burnley Fan joke in this book, there’s something wrong with you. This book has so many Burnley Jokes, you won’t know where to start. For example: Why do Burnley Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Burnley Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn’t die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Burnley Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Burnley Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.” *** Why do Burnley Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

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Mark Geoffrey Young is an American-Australian writer, journalist, broadcaster and humorist who has written hundreds of books, articles and stories for magazines, newspapers and radio stations around the world. His books include The Best Ever Book of ... Jokes, The Best every Guide to Demotivation for ..., and The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for ...

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