Phil Torcivia Nice Guy Syndrome

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Nice Guy Syndrome

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What is Nice Guy Syndrome?

Nice Guy Syndrome is an affliction where a heterosexual male is frustrated because he finds himself caged within the friend zone of women he'd prefer to be dating. Often, he is a kind and sympathetic person who listens well, and lends a shoulder for women to cry on. He's loved and admired, but not the type of fellow women sleep with.

If there is a hell, this is it, and I'm in the penthouse.

I was raised to be a nice guy. My relatives and teachers instilled in me the importance of:

  • Treating women gently
  • Protecting and providing for women
  • Listening to women without judging
  • Understanding what it is women want, even when they don't say the words
  • Opening and holding doors for women
  • Handling certain tasks for women
  • Writing love notes to women
  • Complimenting women

I'm a master of the above and, thereby, block my own access to the physical parts of women I long for.

So, what's a nice guy to do? Should I shed my skin, get a Harley and tattoos, lose all concern for how I'm perceived, and begin banging lonely chicks by the dozen, just to please my pecker? I can't do it. All I can do is vent, and hope someday, some woman will realize she deserves something better than bad boy bruises.

Women love it.

"Only in the head of Mr. Torcivia will you find such a mix of wise truth about men and their behavior. Don't read this smut in the middle of the airport, LOL, or you will find your face turning the same color as this book cover." - Cathy Cook

"Congrats to Phil Torcivia on the newest book! Here's hoping I don't get my Kindle taken away from me by my Doctor's assistant for giggling too loudly in the exam room." - Anita-Michelle Miller

"Phil's day to day kindness and sharing of relationships knows no bounds. I most definitely did not believe in the Nice Guy Syndrome until this book. Romantic, delicious with a touch of intrigue and blood." - Gracey Castro

Read this book and laugh with (not at) me.

Seriously. I'm fragile. Be nice, dammit! I promise a giggle or two from me to you.

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About the Author:

Torcivia is a divorced man who transplanted himself from Pennsylvania into the treacherous dating pool in Southern California. His feline companions, Syd and Symon, share his home in San Diego and an occasional dish of leftover tuna. Torcivia loves nothing better than bellying up to the bar with his favorite social lubrication (wine) and watching the bizarre mating rituals of the locals, which he translates into humorous essays. He has been single long enough to be involved in a few train wrecks of his own, admitting that he's "one relationship disaster away from a third cat."

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Book Description Createspace, United States, 2013. Paperback. Condition: New. Language: English . Brand New Book ***** Print on Demand *****. What is Nice Guy Syndrome?Nice Guy Syndrome is an affliction where a heterosexual male is frustrated because he finds himself caged within the friend zone of women he d prefer to be dating. Often, he is a kind and sympathetic person who listens well, and lends a shoulder for women to cry on. He s loved and admired, but not the type of fellow women sleep with. If there is a hell, this is it, and I m in the penthouse.I was raised to be a nice guy. My relatives and teachers instilled in me the importance of: Treating women gentlyProtecting and providing for womenListening to women without judgingUnderstanding what it is women want, even when they don t say the wordsOpening and holding doors for womenHandling certain tasks for womenWriting love notes to womenComplimenting womenI m a master of the above and, thereby, block my own access to the physical parts of women I long for. So, what s a nice guy to do? Should I shed my skin, get a Harley and tattoos, lose all concern for how I m perceived, and begin banging lonely chicks by the dozen, just to please my pecker? I can t do it. All I can do is vent, and hope someday, some woman will realize she deserves something better than bad boy bruises. Women love it. Only in the head of Mr. Torcivia will you find such a mix of wise truth about men and their behavior. Don t read this smut in the middle of the airport, LOL, or you will find your face turning the same color as this book cover. - Cathy Cook Congrats to Phil Torcivia on the newest book! Here s hoping I don t get my Kindle taken away from me by my Doctor s assistant for giggling too loudly in the exam room. - Anita-Michelle Miller Phil s day to day kindness and sharing of relationships knows no bounds. I most definitely did not believe in the Nice Guy Syndrome until this book. Romantic, delicious with a touch of intrigue and blood. - Gracey Castro Read this book and laugh with (not at) me.Seriously. I m fragile. Be nice, dammit! I promise a giggle or two from me to you. Seller Inventory # APC9781490983691

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Book Description Createspace, United States, 2013. Paperback. Condition: New. Language: English . Brand New Book ***** Print on Demand *****.What is Nice Guy Syndrome?Nice Guy Syndrome is an affliction where a heterosexual male is frustrated because he finds himself caged within the friend zone of women he d prefer to be dating. Often, he is a kind and sympathetic person who listens well, and lends a shoulder for women to cry on. He s loved and admired, but not the type of fellow women sleep with. If there is a hell, this is it, and I m in the penthouse.I was raised to be a nice guy. My relatives and teachers instilled in me the importance of: Treating women gentlyProtecting and providing for womenListening to women without judgingUnderstanding what it is women want, even when they don t say the wordsOpening and holding doors for womenHandling certain tasks for womenWriting love notes to womenComplimenting womenI m a master of the above and, thereby, block my own access to the physical parts of women I long for. So, what s a nice guy to do? Should I shed my skin, get a Harley and tattoos, lose all concern for how I m perceived, and begin banging lonely chicks by the dozen, just to please my pecker? I can t do it. All I can do is vent, and hope someday, some woman will realize she deserves something better than bad boy bruises. Women love it. Only in the head of Mr. Torcivia will you find such a mix of wise truth about men and their behavior. Don t read this smut in the middle of the airport, LOL, or you will find your face turning the same color as this book cover. - Cathy Cook Congrats to Phil Torcivia on the newest book! Here s hoping I don t get my Kindle taken away from me by my Doctor s assistant for giggling too loudly in the exam room. - Anita-Michelle Miller Phil s day to day kindness and sharing of relationships knows no bounds. I most definitely did not believe in the Nice Guy Syndrome until this book. Romantic, delicious with a touch of intrigue and blood. - Gracey Castro Read this book and laugh with (not at) me.Seriously. I m fragile. Be nice, dammit! I promise a giggle or two from me to you. Seller Inventory # APC9781490983691

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Book Description CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform. Paperback. Condition: New. This item is printed on demand. 266 pages. Dimensions: 8.0in. x 5.2in. x 0.6in.What is Nice Guy SyndromeNice Guy Syndrome is an affliction where a heterosexual male is frustrated because he finds himself caged within the friend zone of women hed prefer to be dating. Often, he is a kind and sympathetic person who listens well, and lends a shoulder for women to cry on. Hes loved and admired, but not the type of fellow women sleep with. If there is a hell, this is it, and Im in the penthouse. I was raised to be a nice guy. My relatives and teachers instilled in me the importance of: Treating women gentlyProtecting and providing for womenListening to women without judgingUnderstanding what it is women want, even when they dont say the wordsOpening and holding doors for womenHandling certain tasks for womenWriting love notes to womenComplimenting womenIm a master of the above and, thereby, block my own access to the physical parts of women I long for. So, whats a nice guy to do Should I shed my skin, get a Harley and tattoos, lose all concern for how Im perceived, and begin banging lonely chicks by the dozen, just to please my pecker I cant do it. All I can do is vent, and hope someday, some woman will realize she deserves something better than bad boy bruises. Women love it. Only in the head of Mr. Torcivia will you find such a mix of wise truth about men and their behavior. Dont read this smut in the middle of the airport, LOL, or you will find your face turning the same color as this book cover. - Cathy CookCongrats to Phil Torcivia on the newest book! Heres hoping I dont get my Kindle taken away from me by my Doctors assistant for giggling too loudly in the exam room. - Anita-Michelle MillerPhils day to day kindness and sharing of relationships knows no bounds. I most definitely did not believe in the Nice Guy Syndrome until this book. Romantic, delicious with a touch of intrigue and blood. - Gracey CastroRead this book and laugh with (not at) me. Seriously. Im fragile. Be nice, dammit! I promise a giggle or two from me to you. This item ships from La Vergne,TN. Paperback. Seller Inventory # 9781490983691

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