I Hope it Doesn't Burn When I Pee: lessons in domestication: a collection of memoirs

 
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I Hope it Doesn't Burn When I Pee is a series of one man's comedic triumphs... Oh who are we kidding, this is about a crap ton of hilarious life failures. Those face plants we take right into the proverbial concrete. Sure, maybe there's a few possible life lessons sprinkled throughout but don't hold me to such a promise. But... if you like laughing at other people's misery, then I can tell you that this is the book for you. As an up and coming film and television writer, Jason Benoit has decided to chronicle into this book some of the greatest hits from his life's misadventures. From the time he thought he broke his dog's penis to his fearful encounter with retrograde ejaculation. From losing his virginity in the most unlikeliest of places to writing a film about a bag of human excrement. You'll laugh, you’ll cry (no promises), you’ll learn how to deliver babies with your bare hands (unconfirmed), and you very well could even learn a few life lessons. If you came here looking for a book about STD’s and how to thwart that deep acid-like burning sensation... then this book is not for you. If you want to laugh at people who have IBS, then this book may very well be for you. If you want to learn how to shave your pubic hair into awesome designs... this book isn’t for you. Okay, it might be. Maybe we’ll add an addendum about pubic hair styling in later editions. You just never know. (This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.)

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Raised in Dallas, Texas, Jason Benoit began his career as an aspiring broadcast journalist winning over 70 state and national awards all before the age of eighteen. In addition to his work with the CNN Student Bureau, Jason was also recognized with two National Scholastic Press Association Broadcast Pacemaker Awards (considered by many to be the Pulitzer Prize of Scholastic Journalism). Soon after, Jason turned his eye toward a career in film and television attending Chapman University's Dodge College of Film and Media Arts as a Presidential Scholar. He later transferred to the DGA honored Florida State University College of Motion Picture Arts where he graduated Summa Cum Laude with an emphasis in writing and directing. During his time in film school, Jason worked on over fifty film sets in various capacities. After college, Jason moved to Los Angeles where he cut his teeth under Debbie Liebling at 20th Century Fox, was in the mailroom at ICM, worked as a story analyst for independent Producer Julie Richardson and most recently worked with former MTV Films/Nickelodeon President and Producer Scott Aversano. During his tenure, Jason has worked on several major motion pictures including SAFE HOUSE, DODGEBALL: A TRUE UNDERDOG STORY, KILLERS, THE LAST AIRBENDER and the upcoming film ARE WE OFFICIALLY DATING. As a writer, Jason has developed film and television projects with the CW Network, Aversano Films, Yellow Brick Road, Temple Hill Entertainment, The Tannenbaum Company and Riche Productions, in conjunction with BroBible.com. In addition, last year Jason was named one of LA's Top 100 Non-Celebrity Bloggers and is a regular staff contributor to the online publication Hollywood Journal. Currently, Jason lives and works in Los Angeles.

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