There's Lipstick on My Pigskin!: A satirical, dictionary-style sports playbook

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There’s Lipstick on my Pigskin! is a satirical, dictionary-style playbook with close to 300 American football terms expressed in a humorous female voice. Join us on a tour of nothing is off-limits when it comes to sports and fashion...football terms are defined with a comical twist that includes beauty, dating, fashion, BFFs, men, money, sex, and shopping. This book will make “Football Fashionistas” out of women of all ages, including those women who can actually go wide without wearing a jock strap. This book also serves as a handbook for jocks and cocks who want to learn how to connect with the Sunday Cosmo-drinking Football Fashionista—and learn a second language, “Lipstick Pigskin.” After learning the female definition of “good penetration,” men will trade in their tape measures for eyeliner pencils and curling irons. And ladies will completely understand why “man-to-man” coverage is for loafers. There’s Lipstick on My Pigskin! is the first in a planned series of satirical, dictionary-style sports playbooks. Currently working on the Hockey book, release date: Winter, 2013.

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Deb & Jill Draft Stats Numbers: 6 & 9Team: Pigskin & ChanelGender: FemalesHeight: We're taller in heelsWeight: Pre- or post-Metamucil?Ages: We don't qualify for early bird specialsPlace of Birth: Yo, Philly!Positions: The ones we can get into without using Ben GayCollege: We played the fieldRookie: Till the age of 21 Thank you for purchasing our book. We hope you enjoy it as much as we've enjoyed writing it.    Grab a glass a wine, find a comfortable spot, and get ready to laugh as you learn why there's lipstick on pigskin!

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Deb and Jill are marketing and sales professionals who reside in New Jersey. They are writers, radio show hosts, public speakers, and have, on occasion, been known to fumble a few balls. 

  • Deb Durst was born and raised in the city where they booed Santa Claus--Yo, Philly! She moved across the bridge to New Jersey 25 years ago and managed to run out middle fingers at every traffic circle in NJ. She has been known to run in high heels without breaking a bone...drive with her knees, without going ten-toes-up...try to make a citizen's arrest by pulling herself over for speeding (but the officer refused to issue her a ticket because he was laughing too hard to write)...she will make up her own lyrics to songs, and sing out loud for all to hear, and cackle so loud she will set off hearing aids within 50 yards. Deb left behind a direct marketing career to follow her dream of meeting new people through writing and broadcast media.
  • Jill Rubin lives in Voorhees where she lounges by her nonexistent pool eating cookies and candy all day. She spends her free time dreaming of winning the lottery so that she can have plastic surgery and travel the world. She lives with her separation anxiety ridden hyperactive dog Doodles.

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