Chicken Side Off First - Softcover

Sunderwirth, Richard F.

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1495235203 ISBN 13: 9781495235207

Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2014

Synopsis

“CHICKEN SIDE OFF FIRST” was written for YOU . . . the reader. Over 1300 FUNNY STORIES including many INSPIRATIONAL THOUGHTS. It was written to be a lifetime resource book for anything regarding humor in any way. It is for you and anyone, in times of joy, sadness, loneliness, despair, and maybe even in times of death. A wonderful book as a gift for your favorite friends and/or relatives! This book, for sure, is one for the coffee table. It was designed to bring much JOY and LAUGHTER. It is filled with really funny stories and one-liners. Many stories that will truly give your spirit a shot in the arm. You’ll be refreshed and encouraged. If you happen to be a story-teller, minister, public speaker or a tour guide, there are stories than can be used for fun and inspiration. Many true stories, funny anecdotes, and also a mini-autobiography of the author’s lives, as we worked with Richard’s Fun-Time Tours, as tour escorts, and owners of the company. This book could very easily, be the best book ever compiled for Humor and Inspiration, because it is a collection of over 1300 funny stories and one-liners from conducting tours around the world for over 18 years. “When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you,” is a known phrase. The good Lord implanted the ‘FUNNY BONE’ on the inside of us; just like he did all the other bones. We really wouldn’t be worth a plug nickel without it. If you love to laugh; if you REALLY enjoy reading and laughing. “THIS BOOK, WITH OUT A DOUBT, IS FOR YOU!” The Authors: Richard F. and Neta Ruth Sunderwirth Oh! By the way. . . Don’t eat onions with pinto beans, it will give you teargas!

About this title

About the Author:

Richard F. Sunderwirth was born and raised in Osceola, Mo. After graduating from high school he and his wife, Neta Ruth, operated two restaurants; one in Osceola and the other in Collins, Mo. Richard was President of TASA Automobile Assn. for 10 years and owned and operated Osceola Cheese Co. and then started Richard’s Fun-Time Tours, traveling with thousands of tour members across the nation and around the world. Richard and Neta Ruth have three children, and three grandchildren. One son and grandson have preceded them in death. While conducting tours he was privileged to visit various battlefields of which most were Civil War. This is where his interest in the Civil War began to take hold. Knowing a little about the Burning of Osceola, Mo. he researched and wrote the “Burning of Osceola, Missouri”. This book was very successful and just recently he finished his second book, “Osceola, Missouri, The Burning of 1861”. Richard has written a weekly column for “The St. Clair County Courier” for the past 10 years, dealing with local and county history. Richard has been involved in many civic activities over the years; City Council, Chamber of Commerce, School Board, Church Board, St. Clair County Friends of Hospice, President of the Local Optimist Club, Lieutenant Governor of Optimist International, in addition to other city and county affairs. His foremost hobby is writing music and DVD interview production. God and family are the most precious parts of his life. This 3rd book is filled with Humor, Inspiration, and real life stories experienced through the many years of traveling and public speaking. He is now in his retirement years and enjoying his family and friends. One of his favorite short lines of humor is: “Don’t eat onions and brown beans together; the combination with give you teargas.” Andy, if the verbiage or 1st person writing should be done in 2nd person or whatever make the changes and send me the new copy and we’ll be done with that. If it doesn’t sound right altogether I’d do it again.

About this edition

• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Publication date: 2014
• ISBN 10: 1495235203
• ISBN 13: 9781495235207
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 466