Life Without the BS: Rants, Raves and Other Crazy Stuff

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Life Without the BS is a humorous look at life, marriage, kids, education, and a few other bugaboos including politics, religion, and sex and dating.

If you have got an ax to grind against the Obama, Hillary, Rush, or Anne Coulter--we have got you covered there, too.

I do not want to give away the farm, but here a few tastes of what you will find inside.

Let me warn you -It is finger licking good. Once you start reading, you will not want to stop.

On people -

As Americans, we are guaranteed the right to "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness." The only problem is what gets my rocks off doesn't even register on the happiness scale for some crazy ass bastards out there. Believe it or not, people are different, some a little more so than others.

On sex and dating -

Everything I know about sex and dating I learned from perusing the Craigslist ads.

Don't get me wrong; I used to have a pretty good idea of how to handle myself around the opposite sex, but after twenty years of marriage, I figured I better polish up my dating skills before putting myself back on the market.

Apparently, the new ritual is for the guy to post a picture of his thingy on Craigslist, along with a catchy slogan like, "I have got a really big package for you," or "Cum take a ride on my rocket."

If everything measures up, the female will email back a picture of her "boom box" or "tater tots."

Last time I was in the dating game, it took a minimum of three dates to get that far.

However, as they say, everything moves faster in the internet age.

On education -

I think the biggest flaw in our educational system is we keep turning out class after class of graduates who are not trained to perform the most in-demand jobs.

Think about it, we teach kids how to read, write, conjugate verbs, and perform long division, but we do not teach them how to run a cash register, sweep the parking lot, or roundup shopping carts.

Perhaps the most important phrase any high school or college graduate can learn is, "Would you like fries with that?"

On kids -

I am not saying God should be singled out for negligence, but who releases new products without warning labels, disclosures, product FAQs, and such? Am I the only one who thinks every new baby should come with a handbook on proper care and handling? A troubleshooting CD would not hurt, either.

And, how about a warning sticker stamped across their ass? That is not chocolate frosting shooting out of there!

Ready for more...Order your copy today.

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Have you ever felt you were a robot sent here from the planet Wrongulon with the sole mission of bashing human life forms?

If I was given the choice of "Kill all humans," or "Give shit to all humans," I think I'd be forced to choose the latter. Life is funny. People are funnier. And, for us robot Wrongulon's everything's fair game.

So, if you get in my way, all I can say is look out. You're either gonna step in shit, or take some shit. You may get both.

The choice is all mine.

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