Perhaps you picked up this book with the expectation that it would tell a story where good is better than evil. If that’s so then I’m happy to surprise you—while these pages do contain two heroes named Justin and Lenore, they also contain a magnificent champion of darkness.
That champion is me, Lord Ulgrim the Terrible, doing my best to be mean, malicious, and mildly unpleasant in every possible way. Even though this is my first battle with Justin and Lenore, I still manage to vex them with an abundance of deadly dangers, including a hungry kraken, a monster-filled forest, and candles that blacken the sky.
If this sounds like the sort of tale you might enjoy, then I humbly urge you to continue reading. I also suggest you take notes on all of my horrible deeds and use them to practice being evil in your spare time. That way you’ll be ready to join forces with me, and I’ll give you a front row seat on one of my dragons when we fly off to conquer the world.
Most wickedly yours,
Includes more than 350 words in Ulgrim's Dreadful Dictionary!
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Lord Ulgrim is a former dread knight who enjoys vice, villainy, and long walks in the park, particularly if the park has been set on fire by hordes of ravenous mole people. He left college with a degree in enslaving large nations and would be delighted to have you join his army after he breaks out of prison. He also thanks you very much for reading his memoirs.
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