TERROR LURKS BELOW AND IT'S ABOUT TO SURFACE.
My name is Bill Ryder. With Armageddon rapidly approaching you’d think I’d have my priorities straight, but you’d be wrong. Sidelined from action and with too much time on my hands, I’m stuck obsessing about the ladies in my life, lethal as most of them might be. Too bad it’s a distraction I can ill afford.
An unstoppable terror from the dawn of time has awoken deep beneath the Earth and it’s headed my way. To make matters worse, I’ve been deemed a traitor by the Draculas, the ruling coven of the vampire nation. With rampaging rock monsters on one side and pissed off vamps on the other, it’s time to pull my head out of my ass.
As the world crumbles to pieces around me, I’ll have to find a way to muster my waning courage, master my janky powers, and rise to the destiny I’ve been trying so long to deny. Because if I don’t, then getting my rocks off will be the least of my worries.
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Half A Prayer is an action-packed adventure filled with hilarious twists and spine-chilling terror. For fans of Shayne Silvers, Jim Butcher, John P Logsdon, or Kevin Hearne, The Tome of Bill vampire comedy series is an absolute must-read.
Don’t miss out on this thrilling rollercoaster ride! Start reading today and get ready to die laughing.
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Rick Gualtieri lives alone in a dark, evil place called New Jersey with only his wife, three kids, and countless pets to both keep him company and constantly plot against him. When he's not busy monkey-clicking out words, he can typically be found jealously guarding his collection of vintage Transformers from all who would seek to defile them - Defilers Beware!
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