Lyleith Awakening: Of God Men & Chocolate

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Sean and Maureen O’Meara are having the worst Mid-life Crisis ever. Already stuck in the ardor-less life of post-childbearing Catholicism, Sean begins waking up in crop circles haunted by “dreams” of alien involvement. Of course the good Catholic lad confesses all to his parish priest -- big mistake! Sean finds himself torn away from his family and thrown into a strange new world that threatens all he has based life upon. As Sean is sucked into an otherworldly battle of the sexes, he’s accidently imbued with powers he neither understands nor seems able to control. Struggling to master these new abilities, Sean discovers how these same aliens have twisted the structure of the very Church to which he and Maureen have surrendered their lives. Unfortunately, because of Sean’s ill-advised confession, others have become aware of these new “powers” as well. As is to be expected, they not only seek to gain control of Sean but, most importantly, prevent him from revealing their secrets. Now pawns to ensure Sean’s cooperation, Maureen and their seven daughters are placed in peril as well. With his red haired hellion of a wife taking off after all oppressors past and present, Sean struggles to repurpose sense out of the ruins of their former faith. Can the two rebooted lovers devise a plan to ensure the future safety of Kith and Kin? In so doing can they, also, restore harmony between “Mars” and “Venus?” And just what does chocolate have to do with it all? Strap on your seat belts and oxygen masks for a wild ride if you want the answers! At the onset of the fourth century, the soon to be, Emperor Constantine witnessed a heavenly sign that would lead him to unify the empire under an obscure Jewish sect. What could it have been, this flaming cross descending from the heavens, that motivated him to turn a persecuted minority into the state religion of the Roman Empire? Centuries later in modern day Ireland, Squire Sean O’Meara, is about to be dragged kicking and screaming into an odyssey to unearth the unearthly truth of the matter.

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Poet and artist, W. F. Hauck, is the result of combining German philosophy with a Celtic temperament. Ferment that recipe through a grandparent’s lifetime experience and you produce the ultimate heretical Renascence Man. Wil once assumed all those well formatted experts knew what they were preaching. Hard experience has taught him otherwise. Realizing the “gatekeepers” only know what they want us to know, Wil now challenges all presumption. Also realizing nobody likes to be lectured at, he relies upon his natural Celtic style to weave a story and leave it up to his readers to interpret the poetic imagery however they might see fit. Most of all, he seeks to escape together with his readers into an exciting alternate reality.

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Book Description CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform. Paperback. Condition: New. This item is printed on demand. 366 pages. Dimensions: 9.0in. x 6.0in. x 0.8in.Hilarious and wildly irreverent, Lyleith Awakening: Of God, Men and Chocolate is a gigantic smoothie of debunked sacred and profane subjects. Religion, sex, witches, aliens, pedophilia in the Church, male chauvinism, marriage, feminism, magic, science, terrorism, modern society, even the intoxicating effect of chocolate on women arent safe from scrutiny and satire. They are all lampooned and lumped into a heated vortex of emotion guaranteed to elicit a strong reaction from the reader. This novel is an insightful, provocative, and thoughtful expos of all those myths and beliefs society is so proud of but is unaware of where they came from or why. At the onset of the fourth century, the soon to be, Emperor Constantine witnessed a heavenly sign that would lead him to unify the empire under an obscure Jewish sect. What could it have been, this flaming cross descending from the heavens, that motivated him to turn the persecuted minority into the state religion of the Roman Empire And what did chocolate have to do with it all Centuries later in modern day Ireland, Squire Sean OMeara, is about to be dragged kicking and screaming into an odyssey to unearth the unearthly truth of the matter. Strong in The Faith, industrious, and genetically predisposed to sire children of the dominant sex of the galaxy, Sean believes he has life figured out. Then it all begins to unravel as the big Irishman is targeted by the female dominated world of Lyleith as a prime source of fresh genetic material. However, Sean is less than interested in further complicating his existence. He and his wife of two decades are dealing with marital issues typical of middle age Catholic couples. With seven daughters and a wife, Sean is keen to escape to the comfort of his own in the local pub. Maureen simply wants her husband conveniently about to fix their well while she curls up in a corner with her newly acquired alien chocolate. With all he has based his life upon literally up in the air, Sean turns to the parish priest for answers. What a surprising mistake that turns out to be. Sean discovers firsthand how Father Murphy is directly related to the source of Constantines heavenly signs; an alien Diaspora of males fleeing Lyleith where they had been replaced by cloning and extraordinarily good chocolate. Now, centuries later, the ladies seem to be returning as well to further torment their former mates. Since only tsouris can come of the reconnection of ex-mates, extraterrestrial or otherwise, it soon becomes evident nothing will ever again be the same for the OMeara clan or anyone else touched by their adventures through time and space. This item ships from La Vergne,TN. Paperback. Seller Inventory # 9781511635219

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