If I'm the King of My Castle, Then Why Am I Holding a Dirty Diaper?

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Norman Moore, PhD, has an intimate knowledge of dating, marriage, and raising children. Not because of his PhD, mind you—a doctorate in microbiology doesn’t help with wedded bliss. But he is successfully married and has three children. If nothing else, he’s no more confused than you.

Men are indeed from Mars—it’s the only way to explain how they have no clue about women. As for women, they know men all too well, an understanding that must be deeply depressing. And as for children, nobody understands them.

With deep insight and cutting-edge research, Moore will teach you nothing you don’t already know about the battle of the sexes and being a parent. In fact, you should probably pause before taking his advice (Mr. Moore’s lawyer would like to take this point to remind you that the information contained within this book should by no means be considered valid, and indeed that Mr. Moore should probably stick to microbiology).

Maybe it’s time to accept that men and women operate in entirely different realms. Just remember, if you’re male, you’re wrong. Moore usually is.

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Norman Moore, PhD. That’s right, Moore has a PhD in microbiology, which in no way qualifies him to write a book on marriage and children. Then again, nothing prepares you for children until you’re changing diapers and wondering how that much...waste...could come out of someone so small.

Moore has one wife and three children, which is preferable to reversing those numbers.

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