Alexander Ferrar Memoirs of a Swine

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Memoirs of a Swine

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Before he became the Renaissance Man (owner-chef of a very popular restaurant, author of twelve books, and successful Baroque artist) Alexander Ferrar was a hard-drinking, bar-fighting, heart-breaking prick. This is his story.

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Alexander Ferrar was born on a battlefield, and the first sounds he heard were the shots that killed his parents. He was reared by a cutthroat band of evil mercenaries, and he grew up hard, suckled as he was at the teats of war. He—okay, no, he wasn’t. He lives in La Antigua Guatemala where he owns a restaurant-art gallery and a very popular exotic ice cream company, and he has a beautiful wife. His grass is plenty green. He’s also the author of the Heresy series and Icarus trilogy of crime fiction novels, the sword-and-sorcery comedy Saga of the Beverage Men, the alternative history adventure The Prince of Foxes, and art collection Variety is the Spice. But the other story sounded better, didn’t it?

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