Get Your Butt Off My Couch: (And Your Hand Outta My Wallet)

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Get Your Butt Off My Couch (And Your Hand Outta My Wallet) is a woman's guide to getting rid of her deadbeat husband, boyfriend or boo thing. Comedic writer Sonja Warfield helps readers identify, confront and get rid of the deadbeat through advice from first-hand experience. Warfield takes readers on a witty and uproarious relationship odyssey of marriage, relationships and post-divorce dating with chapter titles like Boys will be Boys is Bullshit and Self-Acceptance Begins With Ass-Acceptance. This humorous perspective explains why women settle and lays out solutions for preventing and getting rid of the slouch on your couch.

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Sonja Warfield is a television comedy writer known for her work on the Emmy Award-winning NBC comedy, Will & Grace and most recently for the BET comedy, The Game. She was co-producer on the BET comedy, Zoe Ever After, starring Brandy Norwood. Ms. Warfield wrote for the ABC comedy Jake In Progress and has had development deals with Sony Pictures Television that led her to writing pilots for NBC, ABC and HBO. Ms. Warfield writes feature films and has written an adaptation of a novel into a screenplay for Alcon Entertainment and 2S, a Hilary Swank production company.Currently, she serves as an adjunct professor at The University of Southern California School of Cinematic Arts where she earned her B.A. in Cinema-Television Critical Studies.Sonja Warfield has been featured on The Dr. Phil Show, Dr. Drew Mid-Day Live, The Tom Joyner Morning Show and USC Trojanvision. She is the daughter of Paul Warfield, the Hall of Fame player for the Cleveland Browns and the undefeated Miami Dolphins.

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