Iris Chacon Schifflebein's Folly

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Schifflebein's Folly

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Winner of Wattpad.com 2016 PROJECTWD Award, Paranormal category. A hunky carpenter plans to adopt six kids -- IF he can convince authorities that he isn't crazy. ~ ~ ~ Lloyd has reached the age of thirty-two years, seven months, four days, and six hours without finding Miss Right and converting her into Mrs. Lloyd Schifflebein. Yes, Schifflebein. A name that is unromantic, unspellable, and way too long for signing checks and the backs of credit cards. Even if Miss Right appears, there is another impediment to wedded bliss: Lloyd obsesses over his six children. He doesn’t have them yet, but he is working on it. He has been filing adoption applications all his adult life. This leads many people to deduce that Lloyd Schifflebein is crazy. Big and strong, sure. Cute, maybe, but loony nonetheless. Somehow Lloyd finally convinces the Social Worker From Hell that he really is good father-material. Soon the Schifflebein household is a circus, with six special kids and their six neurotic pet bunnies. To become a forever family, however, they must pass a probationary period with surprise inspections at any time. Then things begin to go wrong: The Teapot arrives. The one that is certain to get Lloyd get officially labeled “insane,” removing any chance of successful adoptions. Miss Right appears, but she is engaged to someone else. Lloyd’s enemies attack him with false accusations and numerous lawsuits. The government takes away Lloyd’s children, pending his day in court. In his fight to keep his children, his livelihood, and his beloved bride, Lloyd definitely needs supernatural help – even if it comes in the form of a snarky, talking Teapot.

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Iris Chacon is the pen name of a writer who can trace her family back to the days of Spanish Florida, when an ancestor was imprisoned briefly in the Castillo de San Marcos of St. Augustine. Iris has a B.A. in Mass Communications from Trinity International University. She has written video documentaries, stage plays, teleplays and screenplays, and has worked as a writer/producer and voiceover artist for a Miami FM radio station. For years Iris has been a part-time freelancer. She also has been a full-time teacher of mass media, English, creative writing, literature, and more for middle school through college students. Iris often edits manuscripts for other authors.

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