Phil Torcivia Nice Guy Unfinished

ISBN 13: 9781523360703

Nice Guy Unfinished

3.83 avg rating
( 6 ratings by Goodreads )
 
9781523360703: Nice Guy Unfinished

Relationships - Who needs them?
Relationships have become more exhausting than exhilarating. Is it just me? When I'm single, I'm prowling for my love. It's costly to my sanity and to my wallet, trying to determine if she likes me - then doing things to make her like me more (and get naked). When I'm in a relationship, I'm juggling texts, dates, her family gatherings, and baseball, doing my best to avoid disappointing my lover.

Is it better to be married or single?
Do you wonder what life would be like on the other side? When married, how peaceful single life could be. When single, how marriage might cure loneliness. Having been on both sides, I'm unsure which is better. There are great parts of both.

Either way, you'll relate to these essays.
Whether you're male, female, or something in between; whether you're eighteen or eighty or something in between - you're going to relate to the following pages in some way. I guarantee it. I also guarantee I will push your buttons. I'll make you giggle and piss you off. That's intentional. I just hope you're entertained by my relationship disasters. Heck, maybe my mistakes will save you from a similar fate (another pet).

Let's drink, drink, and be single.
Enjoy the ride, my friends. If you ever see me at my office (a bar), put a hand on my shoulder, share a frosty beverage, and let's steer each other away from the dangerous cliffs of love.

"synopsis" may belong to another edition of this title.

From the Back Cover:

Praise for Nice Guy Unfinished
There is none. Nope. I didn't evenreceive a kind pat on the fanny. In fact, I've probably offended most of the people I met in 2015 (in person, or in print). As I didn't intendto wad panties, I offer no apologies.

Why are you seeking opinions, anyway?
You are your own person with your own preferences. You may drink enoughalcohol to make people tolerable (a bit more to numb yourself) or prefer a green herb to the bitter taste of fermented fruit. You may be kindand polite--allowing horrible drivers to cut you off without anyreaction other than a shrug. Or, you might call that driver aninconsiderate f*** nugget.

Either way, I like you.
Look, the movie Birdman sucked ass, and it won best picture. If you listened to the critics and saw the movie, you wasted two hours of your life. So, may I suggest you begin forming your own opinions by buying this book and judging itsolely by your reaction? Empower thyself!

Yours, dateless in San Diego,
Phil

From the Inside Flap:

Like Phil on Facebook: Facebook.com/SuchaNiceGuy
Follow Phil on Twitter: @PhilTorcivia
Author website and blog: Torcivia.com

Nothing in this book is true except my desire to cover my ass with this statement. All trademarks and registered trademarks are the property of their respective owners.

Cover designed by Vanessa Mendozzi.
Images used under license from Shutterstock.com.
Copy editing by Marguerite Walker II.
Proofreading by G.R. Bliss, Cheryl Kinkade, Kate Taylor, Terri Lynne Peters, Debra L. Palmer-McNabb, Susan Pelc, Amanda "Tish" Elliot, Carrie Pfleger, Michele Johansen, Jamie Yerk, and Leah Thibeau.
Copyright ©2016 PhilTorcivia.
All rights reserved.

"About this title" may belong to another edition of this title.

Top Search Results from the AbeBooks Marketplace

1.

Torcivia, Phil
ISBN 10: 1523360704 ISBN 13: 9781523360703
New Quantity Available: > 20
Print on Demand
Seller:
Pbshop
(Wood Dale, IL, U.S.A.)
Rating
[?]

Book Description 2016. PAP. Book Condition: New. New Book.Shipped from US within 10 to 14 business days.THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000. Bookseller Inventory # IP-9781523360703

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 4.64
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: US$ 3.99
Within U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

2.

Phil Torcivia
Published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform, United States (2016)
ISBN 10: 1523360704 ISBN 13: 9781523360703
New Paperback Quantity Available: 10
Print on Demand
Seller:
The Book Depository US
(London, United Kingdom)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Createspace Independent Publishing Platform, United States, 2016. Paperback. Book Condition: New. Vanessa Mendozzi (illustrator). Language: English . Brand New Book ***** Print on Demand *****. Praise for Nice Guy UnfinishedThere is none. Nope. I didnít even receive a kind pat on the fanny. In fact, Iíve probably offended most of the people I met in 2015 (in person, or in print). As I didnít intend to wad panties, I offer no apologies. Why are you seeking opinions, anyway?You are your own person, with your own preferences. You may drink enough alcohol to make people tolerable (a bit more to numb yourself), or prefer a green herb to the bitter taste of fermented fruit. You may be kind and politeóallowing horrible drivers to cut you off, without any reaction other than a shrug. Or, you might call that driver an inconsiderate f*** nugget. Either way, I like you.Look, the movie Birdman sucked ass, and it won best picture. If you listened to the critics, and saw the movie, you wasted two hours of your life. So, may I suggest you begin forming your own opinions, by buying this book, and judging it solely by your reaction? Empower thyself! Yours, dateless in San Diego, Phil. Bookseller Inventory # APC9781523360703

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 9.03
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: FREE
From United Kingdom to U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

3.

Phil Torcivia
Published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform, United States (2016)
ISBN 10: 1523360704 ISBN 13: 9781523360703
New Paperback Quantity Available: 10
Print on Demand
Seller:
The Book Depository
(London, United Kingdom)
Rating
[?]

Book Description Createspace Independent Publishing Platform, United States, 2016. Paperback. Book Condition: New. Vanessa Mendozzi (illustrator). Language: English . Brand New Book ***** Print on Demand *****.Praise for Nice Guy UnfinishedThere is none. Nope. I didnít even receive a kind pat on the fanny. In fact, Iíve probably offended most of the people I met in 2015 (in person, or in print). As I didnít intend to wad panties, I offer no apologies. Why are you seeking opinions, anyway?You are your own person, with your own preferences. You may drink enough alcohol to make people tolerable (a bit more to numb yourself), or prefer a green herb to the bitter taste of fermented fruit. You may be kind and politeóallowing horrible drivers to cut you off, without any reaction other than a shrug. Or, you might call that driver an inconsiderate f*** nugget. Either way, I like you.Look, the movie Birdman sucked ass, and it won best picture. If you listened to the critics, and saw the movie, you wasted two hours of your life. So, may I suggest you begin forming your own opinions, by buying this book, and judging it solely by your reaction? Empower thyself! Yours, dateless in San Diego, Phil. Bookseller Inventory # APC9781523360703

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 9.31
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: FREE
From United Kingdom to U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

4.

Torcivia, Phil
Published by CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 10: 1523360704 ISBN 13: 9781523360703
New PAPERBACK Quantity Available: > 20
Seller:
Russell Books
(Victoria, BC, Canada)
Rating
[?]

Book Description CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform. PAPERBACK. Book Condition: New. 1523360704 Special order direct from the distributor. Bookseller Inventory # ING9781523360703

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 7.86
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: US$ 7.00
From Canada to U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

5.

Torcivia, Phil
ISBN 10: 1523360704 ISBN 13: 9781523360703
New Quantity Available: > 20
Print on Demand
Seller:
Books2Anywhere
(Fairford, GLOS, United Kingdom)
Rating
[?]

Book Description 2016. PAP. Book Condition: New. New Book. Delivered from our US warehouse in 10 to 14 business days. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND.Established seller since 2000. Bookseller Inventory # IP-9781523360703

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 4.63
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: US$ 11.92
From United Kingdom to U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

6.

Torcivia, Phil
Published by CreateSpace Independent Publis (2017)
ISBN 10: 1523360704 ISBN 13: 9781523360703
New Paperback Quantity Available: 2
Print on Demand
Seller:
Murray Media
(North Miami Beach, FL, U.S.A.)
Rating
[?]

Book Description CreateSpace Independent Publis, 2017. Paperback. Book Condition: New. Never used! This item is printed on demand. Bookseller Inventory # P111523360704

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 24.52
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: US$ 1.99
Within U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds

7.

Phil Torcivia
Published by CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform (2016)
ISBN 10: 1523360704 ISBN 13: 9781523360703
New Paperback Quantity Available: 1
Seller:
Books Express
(Portsmouth, NH, U.S.A.)
Rating
[?]

Book Description CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2016. Paperback. Book Condition: New. Ships with Tracking Number! INTERNATIONAL WORLDWIDE Shipping available. Buy with confidence, excellent customer service!. Bookseller Inventory # 1523360704n

More Information About This Seller | Ask Bookseller a Question

Buy New
US$ 85.97
Convert Currency

Add to Basket

Shipping: FREE
Within U.S.A.
Destination, Rates & Speeds