365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-DayŽ Calendar 2025: A Daily Dose of Ignorance, Political Doublespeak, Jaw-Dropping Stupidity, and More

Workman Calendars; Petras, Ross; Petras, Kathryn

ISBN 10: 1523525266 ISBN 13: 9781523525263

Publisher: Workman Publishing Company, 2024

Synopsis

A perennial favorite: eyebrow-raisingly stupid things actually uttered by sports stars, politicians, entertainers, and other names from the headlines. Guaranteed to cause chuckles. 

• BAFFLING GAFFES AND FANTASTIC FUMBLES: This calendar provides your daily dose of absurdly asinine articulations, including statements from truth-challenged politicians, pointless 911 calls, what not to say in court, the dumbest questions asked of Disney employees, and hilarious headlines.
• A HILARIOUS ROUNDUP OF FAMOUS PEOPLE: Sports stars, politicians, entertainers, names from the headlines—saying really dumb things. Includes quips from Congressman George Santos, Bill Maher, Elon Musk, and more.
• PLASTIC FREE: Printed on responsibly sourced paper and 100% recyclable.

 

About this title

About the Author

Ross Petras is an author and quote connoisseur who, along with his sister, Kathryn Petras, has published numerous quote collections including Age Doesn’tMatter Unless You’re a Cheese. The Petras's calendar, The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said, has sold over 4.6 million copies. Ross lives with his family in Toronto.

From the Back Cover

BAFFLING GAFFES AND FANTASTIC FUMBLES
 
Yup, they really said that! This daily dose of absurdly asinine articulations will have you truly SMH and ROTFL. Truth-challenged politicians (“I never claimed to be Jewish… I said I was ‘Jew-ish.’” — Congressman George Santos). Pointless 911 calls (“Caller: How do I delete a voice mail from my phone?”). What not to say in court (“When we robbed that gas station, was I there?” —defendant, acting as his own defense attorney, questioning his codefendant). Plus, the dumbest questions asked of Disney employees (“Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?”) and hilarious headlines (KNIFE CRIME SOARS TO RECORD LEVEL AS POLICE CHIEFS BLAME CUTS—Daily Telegraph headline)

 

Edition details

• Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
• Publication date: 2024
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 1523525266
• ISBN 13: 9781523525263
• Binding: Calendar
• Number of pages: 640