The PMS Coloring Book
by Cynthia Van Edwards
[MATURE CONTENT] - Pocket sized so that it fits in your flippin' Pocket! This is a coloring book devoted to each and every woman on the planet earth who must, at some point, face the realities of P.M.S. For some it isn’t a big deal, but for the other 99.96% of us… it hurts like a mother-f’er. So get out your pens, sharpies, markers, colored pencils, or lipstick and let’s bring out those thoughts and feelings so that we don’t murder those closest to us during that time of the month when Lucifer seems to we washing out our insides.
It’s easy to get really angry sometimes… so we started coloring swear words. This is the Midnight BLACK edition, which uses open Black backgrounds so that your colors literally pop off the page and you can walk around like a lazy eyes psycho and show people what you did last night when you weren't going batshit crazy! What you’re left with are really unique and beautiful pieces of art.
Show your support or contempt with your pens, pencils, crayons, markers, or lipstick! The main idea with this book was to provide the colorist with brilliant and stunning images to color, but then to really shake things up by splicing in dirty quotes, swear words, clever but vulgar sayings, sh*t like that. It’s an eye raping to be sure. Only until you finish coloring each image will the true profanity take it’s shape. So be brilliant you son (or daughter) of a b*tch! Show us what you’ve got!
This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they’re anything but.
Our idea with this project was to both inspire you, and increase neuronal activity and stimulation in a way that activates very unique parts of your mind. There are fields of research suggesting that both children and adults who work with coloring books and designs can effectively raise their IQ.
So have fun, relax, let the markers and pens do what they will, and hang on for an incredible, mind altering ride!
We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience
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Cynthia Van Edwards
Born in Oklahoma, with fierce Comanche blood in her veins, Cynthia Van Edwards spent hours and hours as a young girl riding horses and drawing. She found herself guiding towards arts programs and psychology in college, attending Northwestern University, where she graduated with honors.
She began a career that started in counseling for children that were having learning issues in school. She eventually began working with adults who were suffering attention deficit issues and began thinking of ways to inspire people through artwork.
Cynthia has met many people along her journey, including a douche bag ex-husband named Robert. Robert is a self-absorbed piece of trash . . . and he can be thanked for the motivation in forming this book. Robert, if you’re reading this, you should know that you probably have herpes. And by probably I mean 100%. Cheers.
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Book Description CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2016. Paperback. Book Condition: Good. Clr Csm Po. Ships with Tracking Number! INTERNATIONAL WORLDWIDE Shipping available. May not contain Access Codes or Supplements. Buy with confidence, excellent customer service!. Bookseller Inventory # 153362917X