The Girl's-Only Dirty Joke Book

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What'S The Difference Between Circumcision And Divorce? Divorce Gets Rid Of The Whole Prick. Men think women don't like dirty jokes. Which proves how much men don't know! What do you call a man who's gagged and tied to the bed? Trustworthy. What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone. A bitch sleeps with everyone but you. Packed with the indecent things women laugh at when men aren't around, The Girls-Only Dirty Joke Book offers edgy, sexy and downright raunchy humor. The one-liners, punchlines, putdowns and comebacks cover everything from undersized penises and far-from-faithful men to oversized breasts and less-than brilliant blondes. Although out of line at a bridal shower, they are sure to have everyone rolling in hysterics at a bachelorette party.

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Karen S. Smith is a stand-up comedian, sketch-writer and journalist.

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What's the definition of a man with a long tongue?
When he sticks it out for the doctor, the nurse says "Aaaaah!"

Hey, angel, can I talk to you for a minute?
Sorry, angels can only talk to people who are dead ― dead from the neck up doesn't count.

Can I buy you another drink?
No, if you don't look attractive after all I've had to drink, one more isn't goin to do the trick.

A rich man loses his job so he and his wife are talking about ways to save money. "If you could learn to cook and clean and do the laundry," he says, "we could let the housekeeper go." To which she replies, "Sure, and if you could learn to do cunnilingus, we could fire the gardener. But that isn't going to happen either, is it?"

A man walks into a bar with a frog. He puts the frog on the bar and orders a beer and reaches for a handfull of peanuts. Then he says, "Billy - catch!" and throws the peanuts to the frog, one at a time, who snatches them out of the air with its tongue. "Wow, that was amazing. A performing frog" says a girl at the bar. "Yes," says the man, "This frog can do all sorts of tricks. Now only can it catch peanuts, but it gives the best cunnilingus in the world." The woman can't belieive her ears, so the man says if she doesn't believe him, she can can try it for herself. She agrees and they go back to her place where she lies naked on the bed. The man puts the frog gently down between her legs but the frog does nothing. "Billy - cunnilingus!" says the man. Still the frog does nothing. "Oh, for heavens sake Billy," says the man, "This is the last time I'm going to show you."

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