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THE BIGGEST, BADDEST, BADASSEST BOOK OF LEWD, CRUDE AND FUNNY-AS-$#!+ JOKES
·What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other? We do taste like chicken!
·What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles.
·The journalist asked the politician, “Your assistant said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you like to comment? “Yes, I would,” said the politician. “The truth is my assistant has a big mouth.”
·A guy walks in on his wife having sex with another man and says, “what the hell are you two doing?” His wife turns to her lover and says, “I told you he was stupid.”
·How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy.
If you think no joke is too raw as long as it’s funny―this is the book for you! This massive collection of laugh-out-loud and totally politically incorrect jokes is sure to have you and your friends rolling in hysterics.
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About the Author
Rudy A Swale is a compiler of joke books.
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Q: Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A: They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman.
A sixteen-year-old boy goes into a drug store and asks for some condoms. The pharmacist says he looks very young to be needing condoms and asks what on earth he would want with such things. The boy replies that he has been seeing a girl for a few weeks and things are starting to get hot, and that night he is going to her parents' house for dinner, and afterwards is suppose to take her to a movie but is going to take her back to his room and screw her every style from missionary to doggy and back again. The pharmacist sells the boy the condoms and off he goes. That night he rings on his girlfriend's door. She answers and brings him into the dining room where her parents are sitting at the table. Immediately, the boy buries his face in his hands and starts saying grace. A minute passes, then two, and finally, after five minutes, the girlfriend leans over and whispers in his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious." The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist."
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- PublisherUlysses Press
- Publication date2008
- ISBN 10 1569756600
- ISBN 13 9781569756607
- BindingPaperback
- LanguageEnglish
- Number of pages432
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