Sex, Sleep or Scrabble?: Seriously Funny Answers to Life's Quirkiest Queries

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What questions would you ask a doctor at a comedy gig?...Is it healthy to sleep with a pet? What are the side effects of budgie-smuggling? Is horse riding riskier that ecstasy? Do love eggs need to be fitted? Do unlucky beds exist? Do doctors ever pretend to hear noises with a stethoscope? Should I hand-wash my merkin? Do you need three hands to put a condom on properly? Is it safe to fall asleep with a penis enlarger on? What should I do if someone dies on me during sex? GP and comedian Phil Hammond is easier to see on stage than in the surgery, but he always leaves time for questions. Here are 250 of life's quirkiest queries, lovingly collected from audiences across the UK. Some people put a hand straight up, others prefer a shy drop into Dr Phil's secret sack. Open wide for the finest answers to the most bizarre questions, ranging from tongue in cheek to absolutely filthy...yet surprisingly useful.

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Dr Phil Hammond is a doctor, comedian and commentator on UK health. He is the author of the best-sellers Medicine Balls and Trust Me I'm (Still) A Doctor. He also writes for Private Eye and regularly appears on Radio 4 and on TV as a regular guest on Countdown, Have I Got News For You and on BBC's Trust Me, I'm a Doctor.

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"Pretty damn good I laughed out loud and learned things" Anna Raeburn "A unique insight into sex, embarrassing problems and what goes on in the mind of your doctor while he or she is poking, prodding and tapping at your nether regions. Intriguing, funny and eye-poppingly rude in parts." Jeremy Laurance, The Independent "Funny, sensible and rude - like eating a penis-shaped vegetable." David Mitchell"

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