Georgia Blomberg A Tail and Two Clitties

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A Tail and Two Clitties

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WE THOUGHT we had normal house hold pets!! Turns out our dogs are UNDER-THE-COVERS agents for the CIA (Canines Investigating A$#eholes)!!  Darcy and Liza are our dogs, well, "bitches" to be correct, but we don't want to be correct, so we call them our "ponkas" and their home-made food is "ponkamix". Since Darcy was rescued from the shelter, she has really applied herself; to agility, to being a great companion and to her profession of secret agent for CIA - Canines Investigating A$#eholes. With a penchant for cross dressing as Basil Rathbone in Sherlock Holmes, Dykey Darcy dons her hounds tooth hat with aplomb. Liza doesn't understand about Darcy's hounds tooth attire she is worried about all the poor toothless hounds that went to make it! Poor Darcy has a lot to put up with in Liza!  Mind you, Darcy has both alcohol issues and a serious ball obsession; high bounce rubber balls that is! Darcy is the one who plans their missions; the more serious one and at times the grumpy one; (grrr oh never mind Liza!) but Liza knows Darcy doesn't mean any offence, or at least, Liza never takes any! Sometimes Darcy gets pissed on the job, so it is left to Liza to solve the case! Liza is very cute and she LOVES to "be" Liza Minnelli, her idol. Rescued from an emotionally unstable home (umm yeah, who wasn't?) she has some "issues", however she can mostly keep them under control, mostly. Her cuteness is her passport to success and oh boy does she use it! Liza is tri-sexual; she will try anything sexual, kinky and PAW-nographic. She will try anything once ...and then again ....and again, including riding a dildo in the cockpit of her BI plane! Her selective hearing and sexually-skewed outlook on life cause her to mis-hear many of Darcy's instructions, which results in mis-communication and a shitload of hilarious adventures to locations such as deep space in Journey to Sniff Uranus, Scotland in kilts in Loch of the Ring and moonlighting as actors for some spare cash in the HOUND of Music. They crash a nightclub in SING-A-PAW seeking their suspect in A Tail and Two Clitties; yep, they certainly get around. Mostly despite her "special" abilities, Liza is the perfect companion for Darcy, as they fumble, fondle & FUR-ensically probe the anals, er annals of their cases, to save the canine Scent Messaging System (SMS) from the deadly BARK-code invasion. We wish them well and DOG Speed.

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