James Steele Felix and the Sacred Thor

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Felix and the Sacred Thor

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HUMANITY'S FATE IS IN THE HANDS OF HE WHO WIELDS THE SACRED THOR! "Epic quests don't involve the internet or TV! They involve sex toys and manly, hard-bodied, larger-than-life heroes defying physics, logic and insurmountable odds, spitting out quotable, highly marketable catchphrases all the while!" -The Sacred Horse Felix might not quite fit this description, but he's trying. After retrieving the most powerful weapon in the world from the Sacred Horse and proving himself a pervert of the purest heart, he sets upon an epic quest to destroy the kamikaze alien invaders poised to eliminate the entire human race. Invaders have implanted themselves in the college graduates standing in unemployment lines-the very backbone of the nation's economy. They've positioned themselves in the city's grease transmission system, without which America will starve to death in minutes. They threaten the digital children, who cannot survive without their Internet connections. They even threaten Bob. College taught Felix how to please a horse. It didn't prepare him for the challenge of using an upgradeable horse dildo as a weapon to free himself from his tyrannical bosses at work and become a warrior for humanity.

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This book is why bizarro exists as a genre because there is no other category that could come close to classifying Steele's weird book. --Anita Dalton, ireadoddbooks.com

An out-and-out fairytale for grown-ups that completely breaks with reality quite early in the story. --Jason Pettus, cclapcenter.com

This story is so far into the realm of weird that you go 'what the?' but you can't pull away from reading it. The character of Felix alone will want you to come back and read more. --sonar4landingdockreviews.blogspot.com

About the Author:

I'm a writer in Ohio.  I do not write about vampire romance.  I do not write about magic school.  In spite of this, I have snuck a few stories into publication:  "Migration" in the Magazine of Bizarro Fiction (issue 3).  "Exotic Pet" in Anthrozine (issue 18).  "Don't Feed the Animals" in Different Worlds Different Skins v.2.  "The Witness" in Planet magazine.  "Felix and the Sacred Thor" is my first novel.  An action/comedy satire.  After writing so many serious stories, it was a pleasant change of pace.

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