Everyone acts like a d*** sometimes... even the President! In fact, US Presidents can be the biggest d***s. This adult activity book provides stickers of (Lyndon B.) "johnsons" to place on all the American Presidents. For sending tanks to disperse hungry veterans and their families, Herbert Hoover gets a d*** sticker. For covering up a break-in into Democratic National Headquarters, Nixon gets a "tricky" d*** sticker. For "playing around" with a White House intern, President Clinton gets a saxophone-playing d*** sticker. Stick it to all the presidents, from Washington to Obama, and learn the history of White House d***ery.
Comes with 44 presidential penis stickers on two sheets!
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Author Patrick Baker is a writer for Cartoon Network's Regular Show. He has also written for MTV, Comedy Central, Buzzfeed and NPR.
Illustrator Elan' Trinidad is an Eisner Award nominated cartoonist and a regular contributor to The Devastator anthology series.Excerpt. © Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved.:
I cannot tell a lie: George Washington was an asshole
In Office: 1789-1797
Party Affiliation: None
BIGGEST DICK MOVE: WHISKEY DICK
The U.S. was in debt, and Alexander Hamilton suggested a tax on whiskey. The tax would dick over Appalachian farmers who made the whiskey. Washington went into the woods to see just how much the farmers would hate the idea. When he arrived, Appalachian officials told him they would explain the tax to the people for the president. Washington thought this was a good idea, because he was an idiot. The farmers were, of course, furious. They raised a 7,000 man rebellion. Not one to lose a dick-measuring contest, Washington raised a 13,000 man army to put down his own people.
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Book Description Devastator Pr, 2015. Paperback. Book Condition: Brand New. 1st edition edition. 52 pages. 5.70x5.60x0.30 inches. In Stock. Bookseller Inventory # 1942099037
Book Description Devastator Press, 2015. Paperback. Book Condition: New. Elan Trinidad (illustrator). book. Bookseller Inventory # M1942099037
Book Description Devastator Press, 2015. Paperback. Book Condition: New. Never used!. Bookseller Inventory # P111942099037