Title: Big Book of Bots (Paranoia XP)
Publisher: Mongoose Publishing
Publication Date: 1999
Book Condition: As New
Mongoose Publishing Paranoia XP Big Book of Bots (NM-) Manufacturer: Mongoose Publishing Product Line: Paranoia XP Type: Softcover Code: MGP6659 Copyright Date: 2008 Author: Gareth Hanrahan Page Count: 56 Please review the condition and any condition notes for the exact condition of this item. All pictures are stock photos. The condition of the item you will receive is NM-. Our grading system is explained in the terms of sale section of our bookseller page. Please feel free to contact us with any questions. Product Description: Bots are: â¢ Your friends â¢ Available for purchase throughout Alpha Complex! â¢ Available in a variety of colors! â¢ A vital part of our wonderful home! â¢ Utterly trustworthy, reliable and loyal! â¢ Disposable! Now with added built-in obsolescence! â¢ Donât delay! Buy your bot buddy today! Variety may vary depending on your security clearance and available resources. Attention, Bot Users! Your Friend, The Computer, would like to assure you that your MANDATORY ENJOYMENT of your bot buddy will NOT be affected by the following list of bot behaviors that are KNOWN ISSUES!! Do not be alarmed if your bot: â¢ Thinks itâs a Troubleshooter (like one of the BotShooter bots described in this book) â¢ Does not appear in the exhaustive Botstiary list of bots (maybe itâs a super-fun experimental prototype) â¢ Falls apart, overheats, explodes or has peripherals you canât identify (it was probably built using the Bot Creation rules) â¢ Attempts to perform unnecessary surgery on you (wrong memory card installed) â¢ Attempts to scrub you (wrong memory card installed again) â¢ Attempts to attach a printer to you (really, check the memory card in the bot or see the memory card rules in this book!) â¢ Appears to ignore the Five Laws of Robotics (Revised) (it was just following another programming directive) â¢ Walks into walls (probably just another programming directive) â¢ Thinks everything is out to get it (probably just another programming directive) â¢ Crashes whenever anyone says the word âTraitorâ (thatâs a directive conflict bug, itâll be fixed in the next batch. See this book for more details) â¢ Spouts secret society propaganda or attempts to assassinate you, your superiors and The Computer (please report for termination for owning a treacherous bot) â¢ Is More Fun In Your PARANOIA games than ever before (buy this book!). Bookseller Inventory # 2148244482
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