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About the Author: Avant-garde poet and satirical lyricist Erozeno awakens the human spirit through the written and spoken word. His free-form poetic style represents the foundation of the modern Poetry Nouveau movement. He is the Poet Laureate of the Revolution, and the stimulus for positive transformation in the 21st Century. He lives in a rural village near the capital City of Austin on the Planet of Texas, USA.
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