Dorked by the Rings (a diary of Middle-dirt)

Stephen Frank Vitale

Published by CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2012
ISBN 10: 1480226319 / ISBN 13: 9781480226319
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An over-the-top parody of The Lord of the Rings trilogy, where the main characters record, in a diary, their personal stories as they battle to destroy SourDong’s evil Ring. Some of the wacky companions include: Frydough and Bilballs Waggin, Hamwise Spamgee, GoneGolfin the Magical Gizzard, GimmeLiver the Dwarf, and Airofcorny the Dangler from the North.

The hairy little pair of ankle biters, Bilballs Waggin and his nephew Frydough, wake from a riotous birthday party to learn their simple life in Middle-dirt has turned to schmutz. All because the evil spirit of SourDong has returned for his magic Ring, one powerful enough to scare the sauce off a pizza. The fate of the realm is then left to Frydough and The Dudeship of the Bling who, ever onward, leave chaos in their wake, bungling through preposterous plights, sinister skullduggery, and the mayhem of epic nutty battles, only to face, in the end, absurdities worse than death. Can these loony heroes survive where no one else would dare? Will the madness never end?

For anyone who loved J.R.R. Tolkien’s fantasy masterpiece and enjoys a raucous parody, the personal dairies of Dorked by the Rings will make the reader glad their purchase contributed to the author’s desperately needed frontal lobotomy.

About the Author: He came to life one cold December day in a Bronx, New York hospital, or so he was told. It’s been widely whispered that a barn hatching was more likely. Or perhaps he materialized from the pages of a novel by Mel Brooksenschlagger titled: A Childhood Goofing-off (for fifty years). He was educated, but none of his instructors are willing to go on record and admit it. Surprisingly, some of that nonsense does still reside in his sponge. And he is confident that one day it can be squeezed out if absolutely necessary. He currently resides at The Dented Cranium Therapy Ward in Hoho, California where he hopes to graduate soon. His tenure there has allowed him to collect endless biographies of his fellow “students” which has produced the many true-story characters in his published scribbling.

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Title: Dorked by the Rings (a diary of Middle-dirt)
Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Publication Date: 2012
Binding: Paperback
Book Condition: Good

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