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Freezer Burn --Signed--

LANSDALE, JOE R

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ISBN 10: 1892300052 / ISBN 13: 9781892300058
Published by Holyoke: Crossroads Press, 1999., 1999
Condition: Like New Hardcover
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First edition, first printing. Hardcover. One of 400 numbered copies. SIGNED by Joe R. Lansdale. Very fine book in very fine dj. Bookseller Inventory # 3002014

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Title: Freezer Burn --Signed--

Publisher: Holyoke: Crossroads Press, 1999.

Publication Date: 1999

Binding: Hardcover

Book Condition:Like New

Dust Jacket Condition: Dust Jacket Included

Signed: Signed by Author(s)

Edition: 1st Edition

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While not dumber than a fence post, Bill Roberts is not noticeably smarter either. When his mother dies abruptly, Bill douses her remains with cologne, swathes her body in plastic bags, and hopes that he can continue to cash her social security checks. His next brainstorm involves recruiting two buddies to rob a fireworks stand. During the holdup and its aftermath, the storeowner is shot, one of the accomplices gets a Roman candle lodged in his brain, and the other is bitten to death by water moccasins after fleeing into the swamp. Disfigured during a bungled firecracker stand hold-up, Bill joins a traveling freak show to evade police. He doesn't stand out too much among the dogmen, bearded women, hermaphrodites, and the mysterious frozen man whose sinister aura seems to link them all. This menagerie is presided over by a benevolent beardless Santa Claus, John Frost. Frost is married to the gorgeous, blonde Gidget, a virtual sex-machine and the most desirable woman Bill has ever seen. Bill is soon immersed in a world of freaks, where he makes friends with Conrad the Wonder Dog and U.S. Grant, the bearded lady, and quickly becomes embroiled with Gidget in a plot to kill Frost and take over the business.

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