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Synopsis: Help Wanted: MAGISTRATE
Shift work; evening, weekend, and holiday hours required. Serves as judicial officer at various police stations. Apply Room 102, Adult Detention Center.
That's an ad you don't see in the help wanted columns every day. But there it was, alphabetically between laborers and maids. A very curious ad indeed.
John Jasper mulled it over for a while and reread the ad a few more times. He was intrigued, but he was also a little suspicious. In the back of his mind was the thought that there was a scam occurring in room 102. Then again, it was the Adult Detention Center, so it had to be legitimate, didn't it? There was only one sure way to find out. So off he went, seeking room 102.
Such moments change people's lives, and John Jasper's life was forever changed when he became a magistrate of the Commonwealth of Virginia. He was taught the job the same way he had learned to swim in summer camp -- they threw him off the dock into deep water. But this time, in addition to deep, it was also strange and mysterious water.
Along the way, he was told that everybody lies, and everybody knows it.
The magistrate's job, he discovered, is to figure out what happened, not who's telling the truth. Since everybody's lying, nobody's telling the truth, so determining what actually happened is what's important.
Join John Jasper in a sometimes exasperating but unfailingly hilarious romp through Virginia's criminal justice system. You'll discover the funniest (and sometimes saddest) "out takes" the magistrate's office has to offer.
Here's a sampling of chapter titles: "He's Deaf, I'm Chinese", "'Y' is for Asian", "Combat Boots and a Mini-skirt", "A Jerk, a Parakeet, and an Iranian", "A Rocket Scientist", "'Z' is for Allute", "DWI -- Too Drunk to Walk", and our personal favorite, "The Finger."
About the Author: After graduating from college with a degree in business and history, John Jasper served a two-and-a-half-year hitch in the Army before moving on to an unusual assortment of jobs around the country for the next three years. Guarding a candy factory, manning a first aid station at a steel mill, and making skis in Colorado preceded his return home to Virginia to begin a career in business management.
After a successful but uneventful decade in the business world, he was appointed a magistrate in 1985. Fourteen years and thousands of cases later, he still finds that the next case is never predictable. He lives with his wife Christine and their beagle Willie in an old farmhouse, beside a stream, at the end of a dirt road.
Title: Lies, Damned Lies, and Testimony: Tell It to...
Publisher: Rainbow Books
Book Condition: VERY GOOD
Book Description Rainbow Books, 1999. Book Condition: Good. Former Library book. Shows some signs of wear, and may have some markings on the inside. Bookseller Inventory # GRP94491108
Book Description Rainbow Books, 1999. Book Condition: Good. Shows some signs of wear, and may have some markings on the inside. Bookseller Inventory # GRP71524206
Book Description Rainbow Books. Paperback. Book Condition: VERY GOOD. Light rubbing wear to cover, spine and page edges. Very minimal writing or notations in margins not affecting the text. Possible clean ex-library copy, with their stickers and or stamp(s). Bookseller Inventory # 2793910738
Book Description Paperback. Book Condition: Very Good. The book has been read, but is in excellent condition. Pages are intact and not marred by notes or highlighting. The spine remains undamaged. Bookseller Inventory # GOR008673490
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Book Description Rainbow Books, 1999. Paperback. Book Condition: Very Good. Great condition with minimal wear, aging, or shelf wear. Bookseller Inventory # P02156825069X
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