If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?

Erma Bombeck

ISBN 10: 0070064512 / ISBN 13: 9780070064515

Published by McGraw-Hill, 1978

About this Item

[ No Hassle 30 Day Returns ][ Ships Daily ] [ Underlining/Highlighting: NONE ] [ Writing: NONE ] [ Edition: First. ] Publisher: Mcgraw-Hill Pub Date: 3/1/1978 Binding: Hardcover Pages: 203 First.

Seller Inventory # 6876038

Bibliographic Details

• Title: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?
• Publisher: McGraw-Hill
• Publication Date: 1978
• Language: English
• ISBN 10: 0070064512
• ISBN 13: 9780070064515
• Binding: Hardcover
• Condition: Good

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Synopsis

Erma Bombeck assesses the individual's chances for survival in the seventies, dealing with such issues as the difficulty of replacing a toilet-tissue spindle and the recent discovery that lettuce is fattening

From the Publisher

This book hits home in the passage about The Mother Mystique. The one passage I'd love to share is my mother's metamorphosis with her physical appearance through the years. Of course, she had her role models, and by judging from her fashion tastes and family photos, my mother was carbon copy of the following women:

1959

Betty Crocker (apron and waffle iron included).

1963

Doris Day. This phase included a beehive do, box suits and pillbox hats. Que sera, sera

son.

1970

It's a story of a lady who looks like Carol Brady.

1978

Schlemiel, schlamazel look at me I'm dressing like Penny Marshall.

1986

Nancy Regan reds. Alternating with Barbara Bush blues. (Hairstyles not included).

1998

Golden Girl wanna be. Mom's outfits include Bea Arthur gray hair and designer seat suits.
-- Louis Mendez, editorial