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Title: Please Don't Call Me Collect on Mother's Day
Publisher: Doubleday & Company
Publication Date: 1983
Book Condition: Good
Dust Jacket Condition: Good
Signed: Inscribed and Signed By Author
Edition: 1st Edition
About this title
Guaranteed to give mothers the feeling they can survive by approaching every part of motherhood with humor, this witty instructional guide covers pregnancy, birth, naming the baby, toilet training, birthday parties, discipline, bedtime, and public embarrassment (on both sides). Toilet training tip #3: Wear a pager so your child can call you from the sandbox when she decides she has to go. Discipline hint #9: Tell your child he has to get rid of the next door-to-door salesman. Remember, humor is the first resort of those who want to stay sane!
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