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Sumbitch: A Tale of Bigtime College Football and a Girl

Simon Plaster

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ISBN 10: 0615606369 / ISBN 13: 9780615606361
Published by Mossik Press
Condition: VERY GOOD Soft cover
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Title: Sumbitch: A Tale of Bigtime College Football...

Publisher: Mossik Press

Binding: Paperback

Book Condition:VERY GOOD

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What happens when college football gets too bigtime for its own britches? Its captivating illusion of semi-noble amateur sport, sponsored by dear old alma maters, comes apart at the seams ----- that's what happens! The bigtime game's big ugly ass is exposed, even rabid fans turn away in disgust, and America is faced with the calamitous prospect of not having a worthy national champion. This book, SUMBITCH, tells the tale. - Dooley Doolittle, Chairman of the University of Texas Big Booster Club, copes with Notre Dame's threat to break-up a realigned Big Star Conference, last bastion of bigtime college football. - Brother Shepherd, semi-evangelical promoter, offers demoralized football followers an alternative: new wine in old bottles, as it were, or maybe vice versa: oldtime interstate football in a new amateur format. - In the midst of this upheaval and ongoing turmoil, Gaylord Goodhart, a blue-chip high school triple-threat stud, is caught in a bitter recruiting tug o' war between rival sibling coaches ----- A.C. and D.C. Cantwell. - A girl, Henryetta Hebert, semi-self-appointed reporter for the New York Times, comes to the rescue in and of the epic tale, told in print for the first time ever. SUMBITCH.

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Simon Plaster is, by any definition of the term, a storyteller: both a writer of fiction and a fibber ---- or as some might say, a downright liar. Currently, he is looking for an equally undemanding but better paying line of work in or near Odessa, Texas, where he resides in the company of a deaf-and-dumb dog named Goat.

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