Title: Teleport This
Publisher: BookSurge Publishing
Book Condition: Very Good
143924149X Very Good Condition. Five star seller - Buy with confidence!. Bookseller Inventory # Z143924149XZ2
Synopsis: Teleport This is a fast paced, comedy adventure that is out of this world - literally. It's science fiction without the extra heavy baggage found in hardcore space operas or the ultra-wackiness found in satirical sci-fi novels. An enjoyable read not only for sci-fi fans, but for anyone that likes witty dialogue and interesting characters coupled with an absorbing storyline.
"Not only is your entire premise beyond belief, but not even you would be presumptuous enough to contact extraterrestrial life as the sole representative of all mankind."
"Sure, I already did. They sent me an application starter kit."
And with that, Simon and Gilbert, two terrestrial physicists, leave Earth and stumble into and across a larger universe. Fortunately, they brought along enough tequila to help them through their strategy sessions which become more and more necessary as they get tangled up with a wide assortment of extraterrestrial characters and fall head first into intergalactic trouble. Good thing for them someone had the foresight to invent artificial gravity.
"We've got a private untraceable teleport station at our disposal, free of charge."
"Wow, this is one of my childhood dreams coming true," said Simon.
"Next we'll see if we can make you invisible in a girl's locker room. That should cap it for you," quipped Lyn.
Paired off with freighter captain Elli and private investigator Lyn, Simon and Gilbert traipse through the universe, trying desperately to find their way back to Earth in one piece and possibly purchase a working lightsaber or two along the way...
In Teleport This, Simon and Gilbert, two terrestrial physicists, leave Earth and stumble into and across a larger universe, trying desperately to find their way back to Earth in one piece while possibly purchasing a working lightsaber or two along the way. As they travel about, the boys meet up with girls both human and electrical, AI is explained, dog-people are examined, battles ensue, aliens interact with reality TV, situations get juicy, brains get probed and, of course, a liberal amount of alcohol is consumed throughout. All this for your reading pleasure.
This novel supports Amazon's 'look inside' feature so if you like witty dialogue and interesting characters coupled with an absorbing storyline click on the cover image and read a bit. If you like it, buy it. If you really like it, buy three or four.
So let's go and don't forget the tequila and chips.
Teleport This is the first book in the Small Universe series. Simon and Gilbert's adventures continue in Soul to Soul and Geppetto's Daughter.
All three books are available in a single volume titled The Teleport This Trilogy at the low price of $17.99 US.
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