Text Me If You're Breathing: Observations, Frustrations and Life Lessons From a Low-Tech Dad

Schwem, Greg

Published by Comedy With a Byte, 2010
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Synopsis: What does a Dad do when his eight year old asks Santa for a Wii Fit and a 4G iPhone? The answer is simple: laugh! In Text Me If You're Breathing, stand-up comedian and technically challenged dad Greg Schwem accounts his mishaps and struggles with parenting in today's digital world Whether accompanying his daughter to the New York City Apple store, purchasing a high-tech swing set, tweeting while coaching Little League or trying to lay down cell phone rules, Schwem shows readers that technology, while complicated, can be hilarious. Along the way, Schwem also aims his barbs at Tiger Woods, the Consumer Electronics Show, in vitro fertilization, the National Spelling Bee and the movie Avatar. Insightful, heartfelt and always funny, Text Me If You're Breathing is proof that parenting will never come with technical support. .

About the Author: Greg Schwem is a husband, father and twenty-year stand-up comedy veteran. He has appeared in concert with the likes of Jay Leno, Celine Dion and performed his show, Comedy With a Byte for corporations including Microsoft, Cisco Systems, IBM, McDonald's and United Airlines.

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Publisher: Comedy With a Byte
Publication Date: 2010
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