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Unholy Romance!

Mr Derick Hudson

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ISBN 10: 147837277X / ISBN 13: 9781478372776
Published by CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2013
Condition: Good Soft cover
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Title: Unholy Romance!

Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

Publication Date: 2013

Binding: Paperback

Book Condition:Good

Edition: First.

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UNHOLY ROMANCE! Unholy Romance! is a hilarious story about Jesus Christ’s second coming. His task, if he can manage to stay alive this time, is to conceive a new set of Commandments which are more relevant to the 21st century than those left behind in stone by ‘old lick-arse’ Moses. For thirty days, Jesus must live amongst the human race as one of their own, adopting their ways, savage and all as that may be. By doing this he will learn to appreciate his subjects true motivations and so develop more appropriate Commandments. His only ammunition on earth during his brief stay is an allowance of three miracles. As instructed by his dad, God the Father, Jesus must communicate the Commandments to the people through a diary, which he will leave behind as the new Bible. It is this diary that forms the basis for Unholy Romance! Above all else, this is a tale of an unlikely and ultimately passionate romance between Jesus Christ and Megan Milligan, a feisty, Irish phone sex operator and devoted atheist, as they struggle to come to terms with an unplanned pregnancy! TARGET MARKET: Anyone over eighteen who can laugh at life without fear of ending up in Costa del Hell! THE REVIEWS: ‘I was in floods of laughter. A great read.’ NOAH ‘It definitely shows a darker side to Jesus, which I would be delighted to take the credit for.’ THE DEVIL ‘I may yet take a libel action against Jesus for defamation of character. I do not have a drink problem and am not a rampant homosexual, as seems to be portrayed in the book.’ THE HOLY SPIRIT ‘I have the inside track on the book, which I will sell to the highest bidder.’ JUDAS ‘I wash my hands of this disturbingly controversial page turner.’ PONTIUS PILATE ‘I’d need to see some evidence that Jesus actually wrote this book before commenting.’ DOUBTING THOMAS ‘Go on my son!’ GOD THE FATHER ‘I could have done with this great read while I was lost in the desert, when all I had for entertainment was a bunch of ‘are we there yet?’ moaners! MOSES ‘It’s a great book of two halves...and a cover! KING SOLOMON LITERARY AGENT COMMENT: "Other samples on the subject of Jesus' return to modern earth have passed across our desks here, but none have shown such promise. I do think this is hilarious and would like to see it in print" PMA Literary & Film Management INC, New York. WARNING: Unholy Romance is a romantic religious parody. Please do not purchase if easily offended by religious parody!

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Hi all! I'm a deeply passionate individual and want to rock your world, literally. I also want to make you laugh out loud so much that you get tinnitus! I hope you enjoy my hilarious Irish romcom, 'Dysfunctional Romance!' and slightly more controversial but equally hilarious 'spiritual' romcom/parody, 'Unholy Romance!' Website/Blog: www.derickhudson.blogspot.com Twitter: www.twitter.com/Derick_Hudson Cheers, Derick :-)

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