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?The undisputed king of the comic crime novel.?
Nobody does Florida weirdness quite like Tim Dorsey! Case in point: When Elves Attack, the New York Times bestselling author?s twisted Christmas present to his legion of adoring fans who can?t get enough of thrill-killer and Sunshine State historian Serge A. Storms, the most endearing psychopath since Dexter. Dorsey offers the perfect antidote for all those sappy feel-good holiday stories with this zany blockbuster extravaganza in which his wonderfully deranged serial killer Floridaphile delivers his special brand of Christmas cheer. More outrageous than Santa Claus in a Speedo, When Elves Attack serves up a Yuletide feast of the ?pure gonzo humor? the New York Times Book Review enthusiastically attributes to this fearlessly funny writer. Think Bad Santa and National Lampoon?s Family Vacation, blend in Dorsey?s trademark appetite for destruction, and you?ve got hilarious crime fiction black comedy that anyone would be thrilled to discover stuffed in their Christmas stocking.
Palm trees with twinkle lights. Santa s big belly protruding over a neon Speedo. Yes, it s ho ho ho time when pine replaces palmetto and winter birds nest in the balmy paradise of the Sunshine state. Like Santa, Serge Storms knows who s been naughty and who s been nice. Few can give with the generosity and creativity of Serge, and as December 24 rolls around, the bighearted psychopath is filling up the Serge sleigh with an unforgettable bag of presents. But before that, there s the office Christmas party, where he ll be spreading his special cheer. And there s that last minute go-for-broke spree at the mall (just beware of those attacking elves they bite.) While you re there, skip the lame photo on Santa s lap Serge will give you a lap ride you ll never forget. As for that addled elf Coleman, there s nothing like a white Christmas. Let it snow! So grab a six-pack, spike the eggnog, and hit the dunes of South Beach as Serge and Coleman roast some nuts on an open fire and prove that reindeer really do know how to fly! "
Title: When Elves Attack
Binding: Audio CD
Book Condition: Fair
Book Description No binding. Book Condition: Good. Former library audio book. Will have library markings and stickers and possibly no inserts. Plays perfectly. audio book. Bookseller Inventory # 012-5F51-XXA3
Book Description Blackstone Audio. Book Condition: BRAND NEW. BRAND NEW Audiobook on Library CD - Unabridged A Brand New Quality Audiobook from a Full-Time Bookshop in business since 1992!. Bookseller Inventory # 2223742