Fine, fine, so you’re too cheap to shell out the $116 grand required to buy first editions of every Hugo Award and Nebula Award winner ever.

Maybe you’d rather buy the house built by Sci-Fi/Fantasy author Robert Heinlein, the brilliant mind behind Starship Troopers?

Actually, at $650,000.00, it doesn’t seem a bad deal for four bedrooms, four bathrooms and 4456 square feet in Colorado. Although what’s with the desert section in the yard there?

But it’d be pretty tempting, because you just KNOW there’s going to be a secret room full of jetpacks, with a launchpad and a control panel. And it TOTALLY has to have a holodeck. And like…a SPACE SHOWER of some kind.

Yup.