Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs (Glory St. Claire, Book 5) - Softcover

Bartlett, Gerry

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9780425232231: Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs (Glory St. Claire, Book 5)

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ISBN 10: 0425232239 ISBN 13: 9780425232231

Publisher: Berkley, 2010

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Glory St. Clair loves soaking up Hollywood's vampire nightlife with her sexy Scottish lover, Jeremiah. Especially when she meets a vampire/ diet guru who promises to give her the body she's wanted for centuries. One problem: his clan and Jeremiah's are ancient enemies. But Glory's not about to let a stupid family feud come between her and slender bliss. Yet, she can't help but wonder...how much is she willing to risk for her hips? And how much (and precisely what) is she willing to lose?

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From the Author:

As soon as I added rocker Israel Caine, I knew I had to get Glory to the Grammys in Hollywood. But how would she fare on the red carpet? With her figure flaws? In Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs we meet Ian MacDonald, an ancient enemy of Jeremy Blade's, and a genius when it comes to drugs for vampires. Guess what? He has created a diet drug that can make Glory lose weight. Oh, yeah. But you don't think it comes without a high price, do you? And it's not just dollars and cents. Brace yourself, Glory's trip to Hollywood is a bumpy ride.

From the Inside Flap:

Rocker Israel Caine and Glory are posing as an engaged couple. She goes along with it because she can't wait to attend the Grammys as his date and she is his vampire mentor, after all. But Hollywood is full of thin women who make Glory feel dumpy and unworthy. When she gets a chance to try a vampire diet drug, Glory jumps on it, even though the side effects are horrific. Add to that a reality show with contestants who are creating her dream dress, Project Runway style, and Glory's nights are full. But not too full to enjoy the scene with lover Jeremy Blade. Too bad he's mad at her for trying the drug. Is Glory being poisoned by the vampire who is also Jerry's ancient enemy? And what will she look like on that red carpet? This is one ending you won't see coming.

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