Never Do Anything, Ever: Jim Benton's Tales from Mackerel Middle School (Dear Dumb Diary)

ISBN 10: 143952050X ISBN 13: 9781439520505

Publisher: Paw Prints 2008-08-11

Synopsis

FOR USE IN SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES ONLY. Jamie Kelly confides to her diary her experiences in middle school with a boy who likes to give insulting nicknames, cafeteria food, and gorgeous, perfect Angeline, the girl with the long blonde hair who sets all the trends.

About this title

About the Author:

Jim Benton is a New York Times bestselling author and the creator of many licensed properties, including the hugely successful It's Happy Bunny. He's created a kids' TV series, designed clothing, and written books, such as the Franny K. Stein series and the bestselling Dear Dumb Diary series. Jim lives in Bloomfield, Michigan with his spectacular wife and kids. Visit him online at www.jimbenton.com and on Twitter at @JimBenton.

Review:

What's new, what's cool: Dear Dumb Diary
By Jennifer Tobia
Knight Ridder/Tribune News Service
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Dear Dumb Diary, by Jim Benton (Scholastic, $4.99).
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Middle-schooler Jamie Kelly is mad. She's mad at Angeline, the most popular
and prettiest girl in the world (or at least in Mackerel Middle School).
Jamie is mad at the fact that she has to go to middle school in the first
place. She's mad at her disapproving parents, and mad at Hudson Rivers (the
eighth cutest guy in her grade) for not noticing her. Her only hope is to
console in her diary, the one place where she can spill her heart out and
draw pictures of how things really look.

Dear Dumb Diary (Scholastic, $4.99) by Jim Benton is a look at Jamie's
life in her own words. Her adventures include avoiding trouble (or getting
into it) with her partner in crime, Isabella; rating people on a "Loser"
scale; dealing with crazy cafeteria monitor, Miss Bruntford; and observing
and caring for her do,g Stinker.

You'll laugh out loud at what this girl has to say.

PRAISE FOR JIM BENTON AND DEAR DUMB DIARY:

PW calls Jamie a feisty protagonist.”

Told in knee-slapping diary entries Jim Benton delivers a wonderfully silly series that combines his knack for knowing what kids love to read with fun illustrations. Young audiences will eat up Jamie's diary descriptions while parents are sure to see their kids beg for more Dumb Diary books.” -- The Barnes & Noble Review

"This book's witty and satiric sense of humor is sure to resonate with kids and make these books a must-have.” BIG BLUE DOT Trend Update

From the Fans

omg u totally rule!!!! i luv happy bunny! and i read dear dumb diary... its so hillarious! lol” --dani

yo mr.benton, u r totally AWESOME!!! I'm totally trying to get my mom to buy me the 2nd dumb diary book!! they r hilarious!! (but true!!!) :)” -- sk8erbear

dear dumb diary is an awesome book I did that for my book report.” Keith

I'm going to start collecting your books. I'll call it, My Collection of Books by Jim Benton.” -- Olivia L.

Thanks for making reading so much fun!” --Jennifer L.

My daughter recently purchased your first edition of your Dear Diary books at a school book fair. I must admit. . . I don't know who enjoyed the book more, my daughter or me. (I am 31 and my daughter is 9!!) I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard! It was hysterical! Congrats on a great new series!” --Marisa W.

My 9-year-old daughter loved your book! She actually laughed out loud while reading it! It is quite an accomplishment to get my daughter to sit still long enough to read as she is constantly doing cartwheels and backflips! I look forward to getting her more of your books (and having her sit still for a little while!)” ---Lourdes F.

About this edition

• Publisher: Paw Prints 2008-08-11
• ISBN 10: 143952050X
• ISBN 13: 9781439520505
• Binding: Library Binding