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America run by cats and dogs?! We humans their coddled pets and overworked beasts-of-burden?!! Who wins Election 2008 - the cats or the dogs?AMERICA'S REIGNING CATS AND DOGS! Election 2008 - the year's most zany and politically corrupt spoof... Nay, politically bizarre, politically vicious... Downright politically sinful!* BOOK-2 *Explosions at both the Puplickin convention and the White Doghouse!Assassination attempts on the President and various talk show hosts!What's next?! Orcah Swimfree, of course!Join the herd from Book-1 of AMERICA'S REIGNING CATS AND DOGS! in yet another biting tale of political mayhem, social bedlam, and canine chaos as our country Americanimals continues getting trampled by its ruling cats and dogs as they fight over Election 2008.But now the entire Animal Planet is out to get our innocent country Americanimals, seeking to exploit our already tenuous humanimal toil supply; seeking to subvert our Presidentical election; even trying to get onto Orcah's show without a ticket!Dalmatian President Spot A. Gusher tries mightily to hold back invading Canadam beavers and Mexiclaw foxes and burros and others, at the same time struggling to solve domestic problems like the fascist terrorists of Isis the Cat, the sudden and unexplainable explosion in government employee worship; and the dire rising cost of fresh live prey for dinner.Are the national talk shows really helping? Ruff Lickpaw, Mightyclaw Sausage-driven off-shore by his "dear friends" from Isis, Dr. Roara Shredhercaller who leads the latest trend in self-help for zombies, Mudd Trudge, and even Orcah Swimfree tries her fin in talk show hosting.And who is that mysterious creature of the night plaguing poor Senators Barkat O'Mama, Frosty Rodehim-Clingtalon, the two not-so-innocent kittens Clawdette and Whiggers, and a certain exceedingly familiar ex-President?It all leads to the cattyclysm of November 7th, 2008!
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Douglas Kendall was born and raised just outside Chicago, IL. He was dropped, but caught just in time-though he still fights the nagging rumor his head hit that cold tile floor. After finishing high school in Canada, where he was awarded the rare academic achievement scholarship for supreme fluency in Canadian, he attended U.C. Berkeley where computers were his only friends-he was so pale from his years in Canada that the other students panned him, referring to him as "that boorish yeti". Kendall began his professional life not as a satirist, nor even a satyrist (one last difficult rumor still to quell!), but as a software specialist.In the cold and heady years of Reagan and Brezhnev, Kendall wrote and installed security software for the American Embassy in Moscow to control and monitor the attendance of the locals hopping the fence and spending the entire day over bowls of borscht and mugs of vodka, complaining bitterly about the cold and the outrageous expectations of productivity by their Americanski employers.Urged on by President G.H.W Bush's promise of a brave new world and finding his taste for tough jobs in hot places not sated by his Cold War exploits, Kendall ventured forth to lend his skills as a senior airport computer systems programmer under the SCUD-filled skies of Saudi Arabia during the Persian Gulf War. He was summarily thrown out of the flight-school, his favorite side venture there in the magic desert kingdom, after getting his headdress mixed up with the tablecloth from the downtown Riyadh pizzeria where his classmates used to hang out plotting who knows what new adventures.As the Clinton years waned and his fortunes with them, Kendall fought off poverty by designing the world's first kid's allowance tracking program and website. You can find his handiwork even today at www.Allowance-Tracker.com. In his most recent foray into the world of clandestine what-not, Kendall designed software for the F-22 Fighter. He could tell you about it, but then h
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- PublisheriUniverse
- Publication date2008
- ISBN 10 1440103046
- ISBN 13 9781440103049
- BindingPaperback
- Number of pages208
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