The Best Ever Book of Pensioner Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who - Softcover

Young, Mark Geoffrey

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1480130133 ISBN 13: 9781480130135

Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2012

Synopsis

If you’ve ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Pensioner jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Pensioner Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Pensioner Jokes is so unoriginal; it’s original. And, if you don’t burst out laughing from at least one Pensioner joke in this book, there’s something wrong with you. This book has so many Pensioner jokes; you won’t know where to start. For example: Why do Pensioners wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Pensioner and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn’t die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Pensioner brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Pensioner who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.” *** Why do Pensioners laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

About this title

About the Author:

Mark Geoffrey Young is an American-Australian writer, journalist and humorist who has written hundreds of books, articles and scripts for magazines, newspapers and radio stations around the world. His books include The West Australian Joke Book, How to Promote Your Business, Dr. Young’s Guide to Demotivating Employees, How to Sell Your House Condo or Co-op in Any Market and the current series of The Best Ever Book of Jokes.

About this edition

• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Publication date: 2012
• ISBN 10: 1480130133
• ISBN 13: 9781480130135
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 106