Where Are My Pants?: A must-have book in every toilet. - Softcover

Kumar, Nikhil

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1502344181 ISBN 13: 9781502344182

Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2014

Synopsis

"This book will kill you!” A slightly demented author pours out his black heart in these pages in an effort to enthral you and take you on a fascinating journey that spans eight years – from the time he was a fucking idiot to now, a thirty-year-old misanthropic prick. You will die when you read this book. You will either by laugh yourself to death or you will rip your arm off and beat yourself to death with it for buying the book. There is only one way to find out. Sex and violence. Men and women. Indians and Americans. Cops and robbers. Idiots and assholes. Love and hate. Coffee and tea. This book has it all. Stop wasting money on health food, those lame electronic cigarettes and those hideously large textbooks that give Nicki Minaj’s ass implants a run for their money, and buy this damn thing already.

About this title

About the Author:

Nikhil Kumar lives in Bangalore with his wife and their stuffed dog. They are both advertising professionals and lead very exciting lives on the streets, dodging traffic. Their fridge is filled with cans of Diet Coke and their water heater doesn't work. He doesn't smoke (up) anymore.

About this edition

• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Publication date: 2014
• ISBN 10: 1502344181
• ISBN 13: 9781502344182
• Binding: Paperback
• Edition number: 1
• Number of pages: 220