The Funniest Thing You Never Said 2: The Ultimate Collection of Humorous Quotations - Softcover

Jarski, Rosemarie

Softcover

ISBN 10: 0091924510 ISBN 13: 9780091924515

Publisher: Ebury Press, 2012

Synopsis

From times past to the modern day, classic funnies to contemporary wit, an unbeatable selection of hilarious quotes on every subject under the sun "Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren't for the goddamned people."  —Richard Nixon  "I've had more women than most people have noses."  —Steve Martin  "I have the simplest tastes. I’m always satisfied with the best."  —Oscar Wilde "Well, it's 1am. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids."  —Homer Simpson "The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf—it's almost a law."  —H.G. Wells "Did you ever put those maxipads on adhesive side up? Makes you cranky, don't it?"  —Roseanne Featuring topics as diverse as celebrity to religion, and including a cast of quotees ranging from W. C. Fields to Liz Lemon, there's something here for everyone with a sense of humor.

About this title

From the Author:

Rosemarie Jarski is the author of Dim Wit, Great British Wit, Wisecracks, and A Word from the Wise. She divides her time between England and the U.S.

About the Author:

ROSEMARIE JARSKI is a screenwriter dividing her time between Britain and the States. Her book publications include Wisecracks and Hollywood Wit, anthologies of on- and off-screen Hollywood quotations, a spoof guide How to Be a Celebrity, and the bestselling humorous quotations books: The Funniest Thing You Never Said, Great British Wit and A Word from the Wise.

About this edition

• Publisher: Ebury Press
• Publication date: 2012
• ISBN 10: 0091924510
• ISBN 13: 9780091924515
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 576