I Will Marry George Clooney (By Christmas) - Softcover

Bloom, Tracy

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1502764458 ISBN 13: 9781502764454

Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2014

Synopsis

A brand-new very funny novel from the UK No. 1 bestselling author of No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday

Amazon readers love it:

It is a lovely story for anyone who wants a bit of escapism, and I actually cheered at the end!

I cried buckets, mainly from sheer happiness. A fantastic feel-good story that makes you all warm inside.

I thoroughly enjoyed this. Lots of laughs. Sent my children to play by themselves so that I could finish it!

There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only answer is to marry George Clooney...

Slogging her guts out in a chicken factory, whilst single-handedly bringing up a teenage daughter who hates her, is far from the life that 36-year-old Michelle had planned. But marrying the most eligible man on the planet by Christmas could change all that, couldn’t it?

Sometimes your only option is to dream the impossible – because you never know where it might take you...

‘This comic novel combines humour and wisdom with very entertaining results.’ Katie Fforde

‘Loved this book. Tracy Bloom had me in stitches. Again.’ Milly Johnson

About this title

About the Author:

Tracy started writing when her cruel, heartless husband ripped her away from her dream job shopping for rollercoasters for the UK's leading theme parks, to live in America with a brand new baby and no mates. In a cunning plan to avoid domestic duties and people who struggled to understand her strange Derbyshire accent she wrote the romantic comedy, No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday.

Her new Connecticut friends however took a shine to her British sense of humour and encouraged her to share her words with a wider audience. No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday went on to be successfully published internationally and became a number 1 best-selling e-book in the UK. So now Tracy has a new dream job, making people laugh and sometimes cry through her writing.

She is back in England now (desperately missing drive-through Starbucks, Parks and Recreation and Saturday Night Live) cracking on with writing about other people who screw up their lives in a hilarious fashion. Single Woman Seeks Revenge was Tracy's best-selling second novel, and she is hugely grateful to George and Amal for timing their nuptials to tie-in so perfectly with publication of her third, I Will Marry George Clooney (By Christmas).

Get in touch with Tracy at tracybloom@hotmail.co.uk or follow her on twitter @TracyBBloom

Review:

"Loved this book. Tracy Bloom had me in stitches. Again." -- Milly Johnson "This comic novel combines humour and wisdom with very entertaining results." -- Katie Fforde

About this edition

• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Publication date: 2014
• ISBN 10: 1502764458
• ISBN 13: 9781502764454
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 276