The A, B, C's of Dee: A Snarky Romance Novel - Softcover

Bannister, Danielle

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1502987600 ISBN 13: 9781502987600

Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2015

Synopsis

It always starts out so innocent. A drink, a laugh, a bet. For 40-year-old Dee Harper, her hum-drum life is about to become...educated. When Dee’s wealthy friend, Gail, makes her a ridiculous bet, she never dreams she'll actually go through with it. After all, dating 26 men in one year, from A-Z, is ludicrous. Right? Then Gail offers her fifty thousand dollars if she succeeds. Now that, is an offer she can't refuse. From Adam the cocky limo driver to Kevin the klepto Dee learns the hard way what sort of guy she doesn't want. Together the life long friends get schooled in the art of dating and love and laughter. Filled to the brim with snark and sarcasm and the joys of dating 'later in life.'

About this title

From the Author:

Danielle Bannister is a work at home mom of two small children living in rural Maine. She has her BA in theatre and her Masters in Literary Education and working hard on several other novels. She has written the first in this trilogy, Pulled, as well as a collection of short works entitled Short Shorts. Her work can also be found in the 2012 edition of The Goose River Press Anthology and the 2012 Maine Writing Project's Anthology, Writeous. She has also written Pulled, Pulled Back and Pulled Back Again

From the Inside Flap:

It's ten minutes to seven and my underwear has already climbed up my ass more times than people have climbed Everest. I would love to blame Victoria's Secret for selling me faulty '3 for $25.00 panties,' but let's be honest, I'm the one trying to cram my 40-year-old fanny into underwear meant for people who don't eat food. They just looked so good on the stark white, half-butt mannequin that I thought they would totally cover the square footage of my backside. I was grossly mistaken.As I yank the neon pink cloth from the depths no undies should go (again), I debate whether I should change them or not. On the one hand, it is only a first date. Wearing these will pretty much assure he'll be getting some because I don't intend to wear this torture device all night long for nothing. On the other hand, it is only a first date. Wearing some good old 'period panties' would guarantee that there would be no traveling South of the Elastic Band Border and my cheeks would actually be comfortably contained. Decisions, decisions. That's it. I'm becoming a nun. Nuns don't have to deal with this shit. They don't have to question how much wedgie-control is adequate for a first date. They can just sit in silence with no judgment about who they're dating, why their legs aren't shaved, or why they haven't had sex in two years. I know. I have issues. And a lot of toys.

About this edition

• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Publication date: 2015
• ISBN 10: 1502987600
• ISBN 13: 9781502987600
• Binding: Paperback
• Number of pages: 353