Grow the F*ck Up - White Elephant & Yankee Swap gift, gag gift for men, birthday gift for him, novelty book, Secret Santa exchange, teenage & young adult how-to, high school & college graduation gift - Softcover

Kyle, John

Softcover

ISBN 10: 1511720247 ISBN 13: 9781511720243

Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2015

Synopsis

Let's face it, adulting is hard. We all know someone that can't seem to manage their finances, tie a tie, change a car tire, or even write a decent resume. These basic skills that should have been taught to those graduating high school and college seem to get overlooked. You may even be thinking, why didn't they teach me this in school? That ends now. See why Grow the F*ck Up is a best selling book for birthday gifts, Christmas gifts, graduation gifts and more:

• A hilarious birthday gift under $20: Designed to be a birthday gift for him or her, Grow the F*ck Up has life lessons for everyone, men and women alike. Dad will appreciate it. Mom will loathe it. Your son, daughter, or teen that hasn't quite figured out their identity will surely learn from it. Want your husband to Grow the F*ck Up for his birthday? Look no further. Want your wife to learn how to change a car battery? We have that too. The perfect birthday gift is here and for under 20 dollars, it won't break the bank.

• The perfect graduation gift for 2019: We all struggle with finding a graduation gift under $20 that will make in impression. This hilarious, instructional book is perfect for a teen graduating high school, a man or woman graduating college, or someone that simply needs a book on adulting 101. If it just doesn't seem to work out this year, you can always give it as a graduation gift for 2020 as well.

• A Secret Santa gift to remember: Don't break the bank this holiday season. Get a hilarious secret Santa gift under $20. It's informative, it's raunchy, and it will make a funny secret Santa gift for 2019 and beyond. If a funny xmas gift isn't quite your style, it also doubles as a hilarious present for nearly any other occasion.

• A Yankee Swap gift under $20: Much like secret Santa, a yankee swap gift exchange involves gag gifts for men or downright hilarious gifts for women. Grow the F*ck Up is a raunchy, yet informative book that can easily be used for this holiday season.

• The best White Elephant gift around: The white elephant gift exchange is a tradition in many homes on Christmas. Give this best selling gag gift to mom or dad to add a hilarious spin to the holiday festivities. If you're doing a gift exchange for work, Grow the F*ck Up makes a funny gift for coworkers or any other man or woman with a good sense of humor.

• A gift for any age: Whether its a birthday gift for someone turning 18 or 21, you simply can't go wrong. With a plethora of knowledge hidden within, Grow the F*ck Up teaches teens and young adults how to perform the most basic of tasks in life with step-by-step instructions.

About this title

From the Author:

The idea stemmed from watching classmates and colleagues fail to complete the most basic of tasks in life. From writing a check to changing the battery in a smoke detector, many people in my generation simply lack the general knowledge that is required to complete everyday tasks.
While writing Grow the F*ck Up, I made it my mission to create a novel that was condensed, entertaining, and straight to the point. This satirical how-to is just that. In 100 pages, Grow the F*ck Up leaves out every ounce of fluff that traditionally fills endless pages in fictional and non-fictional novels alike. Not only that, but nearly every chapter contains easy to follow, step-by-step instructions and images to help get you from point A to B in a few pages or less. Check out just some of the many uses for this novelty gift below:

It makes a great gift for any occasion. Imagine the look on their face when they open the gift box and find a book telling them it's finally time to grow up. Whether it's for a graduation gift or a birthday present, it's sure to be a wealth of knowledge for teens, young adults, the middle aged male, and even men who have everything.
Make the holidays special. We all know that White Elephant gifts and Yankee Swap presents need to be top notch as well as laugh out loud hilarious. Take off your thinking cap and throw Grow the F*ck Up in your cart because for Christmas, it's one of the hottest gifts online.
Give it for laughs. As one of the top gifts under 20 dollars with PRIME shipping, it's easy to grab a few copies for Mom or Dad, Grandma or Grandpa, and even the husband or boyfriend. Its perfect for him or her on their birthday or even as a humorous gift for your brother or sister. Hell, give it as a sarcastically infused gag gift for your boss or coworkers at the office. Have a son or daughter who is about to graduate from high school or college? Whether they are 16, 18, 21 or 40 plus years old, they will appreciate your sense of humor.
Be the best secret santa. You don't want some lame Xmas gift that ruins the party. This book is great over the Xmas holidays as a White Elephant, Secret Santa, and Yankee Swap gift exchange present. Need a stocking stuffer? Look no further. Be sure to check out all of the great reviews to see what others think of this one of a kind self-help, how-to novel.             

From the Back Cover:

WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE THAT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN.
With over 40 tasks that every young adult should be able to perform, Grow the F*ck Up offers late teens and young adults lessons they never received at home or in the classroom. This satirical, blunt, and straightforward novel is sure to be the perfect gift to teach and entertain while giving a swift kick in the ass along the way.
If you can't seem to prepare for a job interview... If you can't manage to change a car tire... If you can't figure out why that damn smoke detector won't stop beeping... It's quite alright. Sometimes, something that seems so incredibly simple really isn't, especially if you have never had the opportunity to do it before. Back in the day, parents, teachers and other mentors taught young people elementary tasks. However, in today's fast-paced, digitally driven society those teachable moments are rarely experienced. Make those moments commonplace once more with Grow the F*ck Up.
Delve into six chapters that contain automotive, clothing, employment, financial, grilling, home improvement, and miscellaneous advice. Within each chapter you will find a plethora of how-tos that are simultaneously witty and informative. Learn how to change a car battery, sew a decent button, create a resume and cover letter, prepare for a job interview, understand a 401k, and much, much more. Become one of the thousands that have enjoyed all that Grow the F*ck Up has to offer!

About this edition

• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Publication date: 2015
• ISBN 10: 1511720247
• ISBN 13: 9781511720243
• Binding: Paperback
• Edition number: 1
• Number of pages: 111