This Champagne Mojito Is the Last Thing I Own - Softcover
We don't think we can improve on the author's own summary of his book: I am many things, roysh -- unbelievable babe magnet, red-hot lover, loyal kind of goy, best forward who never played for Ireland -- but there's a few things I was basically sure I'd never be, related to a jailbird for storters, or listening to the old dear getting randier than a goat in heat, or even a father, for that matter. It's funny how life decides to throw you a total hospital pass every now and then. Really, like, hilarious. One minute you're the man, a ledge in his own town, every bird in sniffing distance wanting a piece of the action, and the next ...Well let's just say if I had gone to Blackrock Morket, roysh, and paid some crusty old crone to tell my future, and she told me all this, I would have said, 'Sorry, witch features, but what the fock are you banging on about. I'm Ross O'Carroll-Kelly. I am the man, and I always will be. Roysh!' I would have been wrong, dude. And we are talking totally here.
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Keeping up with the Kalashnikovs is the fourteenth novel in Paul Howard's 'Ross O'Carroll-Kelly' series. Ross books - annual No 1 bestsellers - have sold over half a million copies, are annually nominated for the Popular Fiction prize at the Irish Book Awards - where they have won the prize an unprecedented three times - and are also critically acclaimed as satirical masterpieces. Titles include The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightdress, Should have Got off at Sydney Parade, This Champagne Mojito is the Last Thing I Own, Rhino What You Did Last Summer, NAMA Mia!, The Oh My God Delusion (chosen as Ireland's favourite book in Eason's 2011 125th birthday poll), The Shelbourne Ultimatum and Downturn Abbey.
Review:
Gloriously, uproariously funny * IRISH TIMES * Consistently laugh-out-loud funny * IRISH INDEPENDENT * Moments of brilliance ... remains essential reading * IRISH DAILY MAIL * Women of Ireland rejoice - Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is back * U MAGAZINE * 'Women of Ireland rejoice - Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is back' ROSS O'CARROLL-KELLY Consistently laugh-out-loud funny * IRISH INDEPENDENT *
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- PublisherPenguin Ireland
- Publication date2007
- ISBN 10 1844881245
- ISBN 13 9781844881246
- BindingPaperback
- Number of pages336
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