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For not making a commitment: "My spiritualist tells me I was a squirrel in my previous life. And I'm most likely coming back as a chicken."
For having a dirty house: "As a hobby, I am a pest and rodent watcher. I need to attract as many varieties as I can to photograph and catalog them. Look! Over there is a rare roach-rat cross, extremely difficult to breed in captivity."
For forgetting an anniversary: "I was trapped in an elevator for 2 days with a world famous razorback hog hunter named Floyd and his hound dog, Bess, two garlic salesmen and a lawyer."
For having badly behaving kids: "Their biological father was a stunt man."
For not going out with someone: "My brother is coming down with rabies and I need to stay home and make sure he doesn't bite the dog."
After this, not only was typing very slow since it takes considerably more time to lift fingers off from sticky keyboards than non-sticky ones, but in my effort to hurry, while using all of the strength in my fingers, I lost my balance. This caused me to fall off from my chair and while falling to the floor, my head must have hit the corner of the table which also could explain why I have such large bags under my eyes, a tendency to misuse big words and insomnia. In any case, I was unconscious until it was too late for me to submit the introduction to the publisher. And so, thinking that I must have gone off to Canada on vacation having forgotten to write the introduction, my editor inserted some lame biographical information in its place, which I replaced with this.
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